BEAVER COUNTY, Pa. — Two teenage girls who were sunbathing along Donald Avenue were hurt after being struck by a car.Authorities with the Beaver County Police Department said Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George, both 13, had to be flown by helicopter to a hospital after they fell asleep while sunbathing in the roadway and were hit by the car.Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.The Becks said 911 was called, and the victims were conscious when ambulances arrived to take them to a nearby site to meet the helicopters. They said their brother was questioned after the crash, but it was just an accident.

Really, Pennsylvania? We’re just gonna go ahead and ignore the fact that these girls are blatantly lying? 2 girls get run over by a car being driven by their cousin and they go with the “We were sleeping in the street” routine. That sounds fishy as fuck to me. Reminds me of the time I got caught underage drinking and when my parents asked me where I got the beer I told them I found a 30 rack on the side of the road. Just about my worst lie of all time.

Nobody sun bathes in the middle of the street. Nobody falls asleep on the side of the road. And there’s no way you don’t see two people sleeping in the road. There’s just a zero percent chance any of this story adds up. Now I’m not gonna sit here and tell you I know the truth. Its the backwoods of Pennsylvania, for God’s sake. These girls and their cousin could have been having an orgy for all I know. Literally any explanation is possible except for “we fell asleep sun tanning.”