News AUWILLIAM Kennewell says he is living proof of the damage soft drinks can cause to your teeth and health. For three years, the 25-year-old drank between six and eight litres of soft drink each day – an addiction he struggled to kick. The Salisbury North resident ignored dentists’ warnings about the problems his dangerous habit was causing and has since had all his rotten teeth removed and replaced with dentures. “I’m told a normal person has about 23 teeth, but … I only had 13 left and they had to be removed,” he said. “It started because I wasn’t a huge water fan and working in the hotel industry, I had easy access to Coke. “Because my teeth were decaying so badly, it caused blood poisoning which just made me sick, but my health improved with the dentures.”

First time in the history of the world we have a toothless addict blaming his easy access to Coke whos talking about fucking soda. I can’t really knock the dude though. I’m not a huge water fan either. Water fucking sucks. I’ve been trying to kick my soda habit so I don’t end up like this toothless bastard and its unbelievably lame. You sit down to a big burger or a plate of wings and you wash it down with water? Eat a bag of Doritos and swig some water? BBQ in the summer and you expect me to drink WATER? I think I might just go down this same road and lose all my teeth rather than live eternity drinking water. Pick up some fake dentures and drink all the Coke I want.