ENGLEWOOD, N.J.Authorities have arrested three people following allegations of prostitution and drug use at a senior citizen housing complex in northern New Jersey. Authorities have charged 75-year-old James Parham and 66-year-old Cheryl Chaney with possessing drug paraphernalia and maintaining a drug nuisance at the Vincente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building in Englewood. Detective Capt. Timothy Torell tells The Record (http://bit.ly/19mKnVh ) newspaper Parham also admitted providing prostitutes to some of his younger neighbors. Police also charged 54-year-old Selma McDuffie, who has been suspended as a school crossing guard, with having a crack pipe. Chief Arthur O’Keefe tells the newspaper residents were essentially prisoners in their own building. The Englewood Housing Authority manages the 152-unit property, which serves the disabled and low-income residents who are 62 years and older.

You see this police chief’s comments? The “residents were essentially prisoners in their own building?” Hey officer they’re fucking hookers and smoking crack. I’m pretty sure they’re doing just fine. As a matter of fact it sounds like the greatest old folks home in the history of old folks. When I’m 65 and my family has given up on me and I’ve all but given up on life, you know what I wanna do? Do drugs and, if I still physically can, bang chicks. Thats precisely the way I want to go out. Experimenting with drugs and experimenting in the bedroom and experimenting with drugs in the bedroom because you have absolutely nothing to lose. And it sounds like thats exactly what Vincente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building does. Oh, your fingers hurt from blasting hookers? Well now your lung’s are gonna hurt! Because you just pulled crack smoking duty!