Alright I’ll do it. I’ll play the role of Simon Cowell. I’ll be the guy who rains on this little fucker’s parade. Was that even English dude? “I tudda bought you fwyowas?” Maybe if you were like 2 years old you coulda got away with this shit but not 4. And I’m not sure if you’re Asian or not but the word “realize” is just an utter disaster for you. You wanna be a superster, “Re-ah-rize” isn’t gonna cut. Sad to see Ellen The Generous stoop this low. Any 4 year old can get up there and mumble baby talk. I remember when an appearance on Ellen used to mean something. Now any old preschooler can do it.
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