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17 Responses to 45 Second Staring Contest With Kate Upton

1. 
   by bigval64 on February 21, 2012 at 10:22 am

   that guy does look like david guetta
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   by pissahguy on February 21, 2012 at 10:41 am

   SHE FUCKING BLINKED!!! I WIN, WE ALL WIN!!! SHOW ME UR TITTAYS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!
3. 
   by snapshot on February 21, 2012 at 10:44 am

   Staring contest? I didn’t even know she had eyes.
4. 
   by swaggedout83 on February 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

   I think the point is to last 45 seconds without staring at her tits.  Either way there are only winners here.
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   by 2chainz on February 21, 2012 at 10:57 am

   Bring Marisa Miller back. this bitch is annoying
    
6. 
   by legallydrunk on February 21, 2012 at 11:04 am

   Who was that blond chick attached to Kate Upton’s boobs?
7. 
   by rayfinkle26 on February 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

   you can tell this bitch is annoying as fuck in person. other than her rockin bewbage that is
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   by mattmartin3000 on February 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

   I’d like to thank you barstool for giving me any possible kate upton jerk off material you find. Truly appreciated.
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   by preppurp on February 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

   remember that middle-school game where one guy puts their hand on another guy’s shoulder and however many seconds it takes for them to move it, that’s how gay they are? like “oh haha it took you 8 seconds you’re 80% gay!” this is the adult version. if it took you 10 seconds to go from eyes to tits you are 100% certified Adam Lambert
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    by preppurp on February 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

    PS any lawyer stoolies out there think i can sue Kate Upton for publically humiliating me by purposefully getting me hard as a rock in my college library?
11. 
    by mattmartin3000 on February 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    ^ I think you may have a case!
12. 
    by mattmartin3000 on February 21, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Seriously, this bitch is making me beat my dick raw… is it supposed to look like ground beef?
13. 
    by snoodmysnood on February 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    im supposed to stare at her tits right?
14. 
    by lenderwick on February 21, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Pretty girl, but getting a little on the bigger side. Those things will be draggin in t-minus 10 years.
15. 
    by suck my balls on February 21, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Well, I can cum in under 45 seconds.
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    by mitchcumstien on February 21, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    This would be a great test for fathers to give their sons if they thought they were gay.
17. 
    by horsedraper on February 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    lasted about 2.5 seconds (but i guess what else is new)