New Jersey – Asbury Park, N.J., was overrun by more than 10,000 zombies as part of the 5th Annual New Jersey Zombie Walk. The zombies stumbled from Convention Hall on Asbury Park’s boardwalk up Cookman Avenue to the downtown area Saturday, NJ.com reported. The Annual New Jersey Zombie Walk set a Guinness World Record in 2010 for the world’s largest gathering of zombies when 4,093 zombies were in attendance. This year organizers said they believed more than three times that record amount would be in attendance Saturday. ”I never imagined that it would ever get this big and that we would still be doing this,” said Jason Meehan, 31, of Neptune, who started the walk with his ex-wife, Christina, in 2008. “But not only is it still here, it’s getting bigger every year.” The event was family-friendly and continued into the night with several zombie-themed events, including an after party at the legendary Stone Pony. ”This event is always fun, especially for zombie lovers,” said Thomas Norman, 39, who has been in attendance at all five zombie walks. “It keeps growing every year and the costumes keep getting better.”
You know that South Park episode where they say that Harley riders are the definition of fags? They say how when you call someone a fag it doesn’t mean gay, it just means like a really shitty, loser of a person. I think Louis C.K. has a routine about it too. Anyway, if someone were to ask me what my definition of a fag is, it would 100% without a doubt be someone who dresses up like a zombie and stumbles around moaning all day at the Annual New Jersey Zombie Walk. These people are such fags I can’t even stand it.
And I have a newsflash for the organizers of this thing and the Guinness Book of World Records. Nobody broke any records. This wasn’t the world’s largest gathering of zombies. Do you know when the world’s largest gathering of zombies was? Never. Do you know how many zombies were there? None. Because zombies are fictional undead creatures that roam the earth feasting on the living. They don’t exist. What happened at Asbury Park was just a bunch of assholes in makeup walking down the street. But I mean if they wanted to break the world record for largest gathering of fags then mission accomplished.