6 Year Old Boy Suspended From School For Making Gun Gesture With His Hand
MSNBC – A 6-year-old Montgomery County boy was recently suspended from school for making a gun gesture with his thumb and forefinger. Now, his family has retained a lawyer and is fighting back. The boy is a student at Roscoe Nix Elementary School in Silver Spring. His attorney, Robin Ficker, says that school officials overreacted to the gesture, since it came a week after the mass shooting at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, in which 20 elementary school students and 6 staff members were killed. A letter was sent home to the boy’s parents, informing them that he would not be allowed to return from winter break on Wednesday with the rest of the student body. The suspension was only to be for that day. At issue, Ficker told News4′s Jackie Bensen, is whether the boy understands the implications of the gesture. After speaking to his young client, Ficker is convinced that the boy does not. ”He doesn’t understand,” Ficker says. “The law says he is not old enough to form intent.”
I know the world is different place after Newtown. As it should be. Anything that can be done to stop that from ever happening again should be done. And to be perfectly honest this family probably should have just taken the 1 day suspension from fucking kindergarten or whatever rather than turning it into a goddam lawsuit and national news. But if we’re gonna live in a world where you can’t make a gun with your thumb and pointer, there’s gonna be a shit ton suspensions all over the place. What does suspending a 6 year old even do? I don’t remember a fucking thing from when I was 6. Like you’re trying to teach a lesson about school violence to a kid who probably shits in his pants 5-6 times a year still. That ain’t stopping any school shootings. Just don’t raise psychopaths and don’t let them get guns easily and we’ll be good. Also I’d like to implement a plan where we make sure any angst ridden teenager showing any tell tale signs gets an automatic hand job. Hire a team of broads who’s sole job is to give out tug jobs to ease the mind of these kids who are bullied and outcasts. If you’re in high school getting your rocks off nothing else matters. No red blooded male is doing anything to mess up a good situation like that. And yes I’m joking but only like half joking.


I shit my pants way more than 5-6 times a year as an adult, let alone when I was in kindergarten.
This ain’t new. Some high schooler got suspended like 3 years ago for having a pocket knife…IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR. It (almost?) took away his appointment to West Point. And a girl who was like 7 got suspended for having a plastic knife to cut up her lunch. Just school admins doing the damn thing per usual.
my buddy got suspended for doing the cactus jack “bang bang” and making gun hands in like 1998 or 1999. was gay then and is gay now. gun hands don’t kill people, people kill people with their bare hands.
Back in the day, you could take your favorite squirrel rifle to school for show and tell. Now you get jacked up for this. Unreal what we have become.
That sad part is, these idiot school administrators believe in their hearts they are doing the right thing. Nevermind, reinforced security measures, functional locks, security personnel, armed or not, The idiots think this is a rational response to a threat. The liken this child’s finger to a firearm. In their twisted, irrational, power-drunk minds they think they’ve taught this kid a lesson and that kid, as a result, will never shoot up their school now with his finger or anything else. Once these fuckwits realize that kind of zero-tolerance, absurd policy probably does more to stoke violence in some little fuck-up’s minds perhaps they will start taking piratical steps to ensure the saftey of students in their charge and not simply covering their own asses once it happens. I’m sure some fuckass somewhere is saying ‘How could he have shot up the school’ we had a zero-tolerance policy against massacre.
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jimbo, i thought the same thing…not to go all psychologist on everyone, but i’m sure somewhere they can find a correlation between kids who are unjustifiably punished at an extremely young age and kids who grow up to be complete fuck-ups, its like kids who are harshly beat, no just discipline but like black-eye and bruises, as a kid always have issues when they get older
I gave my 4 year old niece a nerf gatling gun for Christmas. Is that bad?
God what I would have done for an opportune handjibber in middle school/highschool
Nerf gattling gun sounds sick too
Kids are severely punished for crap like this, then later in life they are coddled and protected when they start skinning neighborhood cats. The unjustified punishment for minor infractions is eerily similar to an outrageous outburst of violence at some little fucking thing. In the CT case a school, That little fuckup had no tools to cope with real life, then all of a sudden, something happened. His mom wanted to get him help and he flew off the handle and went on a killing spree. Kid should have been dealt with at a much younger age but parents and school systems alike coddle the fuck out of kids. Stop others from bullying them, remove all adversity from their lives, and as a result they start freaking the fuck out over something small. It would be like if I freaked out every time I shit a little in my pants, What do I throw out my underpants and trousers and get new ones? Fuck no, assess the damage, clean up best you can, maybe trash the underpants, wash your hands, give yourself a confident smile in the mirror and have a good day.
@andersmb: So I take it when school violence is addressed on “South Park” it will be Butters who goes beserk?
Fuck. I’d have gotten suspended every time I went to a school dance. Breaking it down out there with the double six shooters.
Shoulda used the gilbert arenas finger gun intro
http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/WNT/abc_wn_arenas_100107_ms.jpg
KFC is right. This needs to happen, and not just for angry teens but for husbands that have ‘wives with headaches’ or ‘wives with boyfriends’ or whatever the case. Either way I want my HJs.
I can’t believe no one mentioned that his lawyer is the Washington Bullets/Wizards heckling fan.