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CANON CITY, Colo.A 6-year-old boy has been suspended from a Colorado school for kissing a girl on the cheek. School officials in Canon City are accusing the boy of sexual harassment and they want it on his school record. The boy’s mother tells KRDO-TV her son was suspended once before for kissing the girl and had disciplinary problems, but the girl did not object to being kissed. A School District RE-1 official says the repeat offenses meet the school policy definition of sexual harassment and they hope the tough standards will force the boy to change his behavior.

How about this little dude? 6 years old suspended from school twice for kissing chicks. If that kid doesn’t end up a cocksmen, I don’t know who will. This kid got like a 8 year old start on me. I don’t think I kissed any girls until I was like 13, 14 years old. Even then I was still scared and this Jewish chick Nina just grabbed me and slapped one on me at a birthday party. That was the moment I new Chosen chicks like to get down. Whenever I hear that Jewish chicks like anal and giving blow jobs I always think back to Nina and I’m like “yup.” And look at me now. I’m basically a sexual devient.

So I can’t even imagine what this kid is gonna end up like. 6 years old and already got 2 strikes for smooching chicks. The Force is strong with this one. Wilt Chamblerlain’s record is officially in the crosshairs.

PS – Don’t forget about that girl, either. 6 years old and she’s not objecting to kisses. Fast forward about 10 or 11 years and I bet these two are gonna be sitting side by side in a planned parenthood.