Yahoo – The 2005 film “The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday. That could be about to change. “Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke,” Pam Shaw tells the Sun.”My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.” Shaw says she doesn’t believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man,” she said. “You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.” According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time. The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name “The Sexational Pam,” and once fraternized with male sex symbols like “It’s Not Unusual” singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore. “I’ve never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career,” she said.
There’s a few things in this world I just cannot tolerate, and one of those things is a 70 year old slut lying right to my fucking face. This bitch is gonna tell me she goes by the name Sexsational Pam, used to hang out with Tom Jones and James fucking Bond, yet she’s never taken a dick? Bullshit you lying whore. Tom Jones and Roger Moore don’t hang out with chicks who don’t bang. Thats a goddam fact.
So I don’t know what your end game is here, Pam. Maybe this is just a ploy to get in the newspapers and hope some talk dark and handsome billionaire has a kinky fetish for taking a senior citizen’s V-card. Maybe you’re just playing this virgin role as some sort of last resort gold digging scheme. And to be honest, I actually can’t knock that hustle. Snake it til you make it. But don’t you think for one second you fooled International Blogging Sensation KFC into believing that wrinkled pussy of yours has never been penetrated.