9 Year Old Girl Gives Birth In Mexico
You see this picture right here? In Mexico City this is real fucking life.
MEXICO CITY – Mexican authorities say a 9-year-old girl has given birth in western Mexico and they are looking for the purported father, a 17-year-old. Jalisco state police spokesman Lino Gonzalez says the baby girl was born last week at a hospital in the city of Guadalajara. He says the girl and her baby are doing well. Gonzalez said Wednesday that the girl’s family alerted authorities after she gave birth and the alleged father has not been seen since in the neighborhood where they both live. He says that if the teenager’s paternity is proven he could face child sex abuse charges. Gonzalez says the girl told authorities the teenager was her boyfriend.
We got 5 year olds sucking dick, 9 year olds giving birth, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Jeeeesus fucking Christ. 9 years old. Nine. Nueve, for those of you in Mexico City. That is absolutely unfathomable. I don’t even think this shit happens in Honduras, for God’s sake. Oh and heres a surprising bit of news – the 17 year old husband is nowhere to be found. Shocking. Didn’t see that coming. I thought maybe he’d wanna settle down with her and have a family. Wouldn’t that be so cute? Carlos the 17 year old husband-dad – he feeds and burps his newborn child, then its bath time for his wife, and finally he puts them to bed at the same time BECAUSE SHE’S ONLY NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. Christ alfuckingmighty.
Congrats, Whats her name ?
It’s pretty common in Chicago.
Tell me again why enforcing immigration laws and deporting illegals is a bad thing.
portnoy would have made her a smokeshow before the kid
wow. 9 years old. take that science. who says you need your menstruation cycle to give birth?
KFC, you better delete your history after googling images of little girls
shes gonna be a grandmother at 18!
guranteed she was eating some funky hormone infused “chicken” that made her go through puberty at age 6
This should finally shut bitches up about how painful giving birth is. If a fucking 9 yr old can do it, pretty sure I could handle it.
is it just me or is anyone else not surprised that she is of mexican descent?
Don’t believe everything you read. Obviously, the dad is black.
Cant wait for tomorrow’s wake up: wake up with nine year old mom
I looked up the “record”. Some Russian girl raped by her 60 something year old grandfather gave birth at the age of 5. She had a rare case of premature puberty and a sick fuck for a grandfather.
love the dumb Honduras chick on twitter saying how their food doesn’t have hormones like we do. yea, ok… I’m sure central-american food producers don’t cut corners in food production either, 9 year olds are obviously supposed to be fertile
You fucked up. I’m on my phone. Here’s mobile version of the article: http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1897407?articlePage=1
It says the dad suggested he and the girl and daughter move in together. Grandma said no and then he skipped town.
FUCK. You are funny sometimes but I fucking HATE when you fuck up this bad. Yeah, this blog’s not shooting for a Pulitzer but you’re still expected to be minimally competent.
Fuck, man. I’m hung up on how badly you fucked this up. The 17 year old dad DID want to start a nice little family with the new baby. Fuck I can’t believe you messed this up that bad. Fuuuuuuucckkk.
BORN in city of Guadalajara. Stop saying it’s mexico city! you sound like a retarded fat American……oh wait?
Meathead stay calm bro. Keep your composure. We’ll get through this.
It only hurts because I care, man. I’m still hoping one day you pull a Good Will Hunting and dump this joint. Just one morning, no more blogs. No goodbye, no nothing. Just done working here. Doing better things.
Well, that OR leverage the fact that Barstool would wither without you in order to take Portnoy for ~35% to 40% of net income of BSS.
Hey meathead shut the fuck up and go back to your shitty job you cubicle monkey.
Love the Dumb and Dumber quote.
New MTV show – Pre-Teen Mom
Mexicans are literally the most fertile people in the world. 9 year old mexican girl starting her period isn’t that odd if you’ve lived in an aea with a ton of Mexicans-you’d know. Jalepeno’s and corn = fetile sperm and eggs.
KFC you should be more worried about meathead than Hondorus….. not a joke