A King Without His Crown

Gumdrop: Phew! For a moment there I thought the Devils were due for an epic collapse, but turns out it was just a cruel joke to give Rangers fans false hope. Three goals in the first ten minutes was exactly what the Devils needed to get inside Henry’s head and take this game by the balls… or so you’d think. But when Zajac scored on Lundqvist straight-up to notch New Jersey’s third of the night, I started having auditory hallucinations of Stan Fischler’s famous “ 3 is the worst lead in hockey” rant. Instead of firing them up, the big lead seemed to give the Devils a feeling of complacency while desperation fueled the Rangers’ fire for a comeback. The Blueshits threw everything they had at Marty and clawed their way back into contention thanks to a bullshit call from Toronto and an ugly error out of Brodeur. But the Devils never stopped grinding and never let New York take the lead. Their resiliency paid dividends late in the third as Ryan Carter broke Broadway hearts with is game winning goal. Your silence is golden, MSG…
Not to kick you while your down or anything, Rangers fans, but just take a quick look at the stats from last night for King Nothing in net. Four goals on only sixteen shots against, a .750 save percentage. That’s fucking pathetic, even by Bryzgalov standards. Your precious pretty boy let in a quarter of the shots he faced while Marty finished up with a .893 Sv% on 28 shots. Even with the grotesque third period goal Brodeur gifted up, he was still the better goalie in game five and that’s always been the x-factor in this series. For the first time, the Rangers played well enough at both ends of the ice to pull out a win but their Vezina nominated netminder wasn’t there to back them up. Whine all you want about a high stick on Stepan or MDZ’s bad positioning or Hagelin’s bad backchecking, but when it comes time to place blame, even Lundqvist would point the finger at himself. He sucked, and it was beautiful…. @GumdropNJD

Being a die hard Rangers fan it’s hard to argue with your assessment here but it’s also hard to figure out how you take the time to type all of that while chowing on your breakfast. It would appear the for in one hand and knife in the other wouldn’t allow you the free time to blog like this but me being a dumb Rangers fan I guess I’ll just never know!
The worst lead in hockey is 2… every hockey player in the world knows that. What is this “3″ business. Crazy fair-weather NYC/NJ fans.
Devils had almost the same shooting percentage as Rondo last night.
I can’t wait for the Rangers to come back and win this thing and end Fatso Brodeur’s career. Do Brodeur’s kids call him Uncle Father Marty, like arrested development style?
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Dear Gumdrop:
I know you will be reading this because you probably check the comment section of your posts like an insecure chick checking Facebook on her birthday. You better pray the Devils win the Cup this year because, unlike the Rangers, their future is looking abysmal. You’re likely not going to have Parise next year and Brodeur will retire soon with no one ready to fill his shoes. The average age on the Rangers is 26 — the youngest out of any playoff team remaing. We will be back next year and you won’t. Also, this series isn’t over yet.
Fuck you, fat man. Let’s Go Rangers.
Wow Pres you should really hire someone who has played (or knows anything about) hockey to write these crucial playoff blogs. Instead of actual analysis you have a fat devils fan shit talking his least favorite team. Hank needs to make one of those shots at least, but the deflection off Anisimov and both open looks in front would not have been saved by anyone. When you look at the two absolute joke goals Fatso gave up, it’s clear which net minder has the advantage going into game 6. If the Rangers can steal one from the Rock they’ll win the series.
I’m gonna laugh when he shuts you out in game 6