A Panama City Spring Break Foam Blackout Is The Best and Worst Idea We’ve Ever Had
This is gonna be the greatest 2 days in Barstool Blackout history. And I hope everyone makes it count because these will undoubtedly be the shows that absolutely sink us. We couldn’t go to the middle of fucking New Jersey without the Blackout Tour drawing national media attention. Had some fun in Central Jersey and next thing we had the NYPD Commissioner commenting on the tour. What the fuck do you think is gonna happen at spring break in Panama City Beach?? I almost feel irresponsible bringing the Fckin Foam tour to spring break. Its like throwing gasoline on the fire. And by gasoline I mean soap suds and by fire I mean girls with STDs.
Lets fuckin do it!
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Two shows. Both at the Boardwalk Beach Resort in Panama City Beach. And all the following schools have spring break these weeks: Rutgers, MiamiU, Coastal Carolina, ESU, UMASS, UCONN, Towson, UNH, and USC. Thats like a who’s who lineup of Blackout MVPs.
Pres has a big nose and double chin.
worst blogging day all around in a while
You do realize that pretty much all the hot sluts are in Miami for spring break right? That’s like 500 miles from Panama City Beach.
Um, has anyone ever been to Panama City? I, unfortunately, have. And its a fucking disaster area. Everything is under construction. Beaches are grimy. Its CHOCK FULL of redneck hicks who are fucking pissed your “yankee asses” are in their town, and simultaneously are looking to steal your money / stab you with their gator knife. Its Hickville. Its gross. This is terrible decision.
Look at Panama City on a map. Its pretty much Alabama.
Trying to compete with Ultra Music Fest???
What kinda tail runs around at Miami U in the middle of Ohio? 305 or go home.
Tomorrowland
Have rohypnol will travel.
Boardwalk Resort is the most overrated and overprice place for spring break in PCB. The place fucking sucks. And besides, PCB is only filled with meathead ‘roid eating punks who make the Dick to Vagina ratio like 100 to 1.