After Last Night’s Pitching Change, I’m Fairly Certain Joe Girardi’s Binder is Full of Pokemon Cards
Because it sure as hell can’t be player stats, otherwise he would have noticed that Denard Span came into last night’s game hitting .301 against lefties. That fucking binder… Like an autistic kid with his special pencil. The thing never leaves Joe’s side. I’m pretty sure if Larry Rothschild tried touching it, Joe would go Warren from Something About Mary all over him. But you know that’s how the players get to Joe when they’re roughhousing in the clubhouse. A shirtless Swisher busts into the manager’s office, tongue hanging out, The Darkness playing from the external speakers on the iPhone in his back pocket. Swipes the binder and tosses it to A Rod who gets way too into it and Instagrams a hundred pictures to prove to everyone he has friends. Passes it to Cano who puts down his heart locket necklace with a picture of Melky in it and holds the binder above Joe’s head. Joe jumping up and down like your younger brother when you take his phone and threaten to text Sara. Just a bunch’a bullies picking on the mathlete.
P.S.- I could 100% see Texieria covering his ears, closing his eyes, stomping his feet and screaming “Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!” the whole time this game of Monkey in the Middle is going down.
this is a strange hypothetical but kind of amusing to picture. Loved the part with cano and melky, so true
Yo whats wrong with Pokemon cards??
well done strass. a-rod is still the only dumb fuck to play “catch the helmet of the walk off hero” even though everyone else stopped doing it mid way through ’09.
this is what i am talking about…no one on the team must like alex: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=24965739&c_id=mlb&topic_id=vtp_budweiser
@DJ3KandCounting- Exactly what I was picturing when I wrote the A Rod line.
butcher the spelling of teixeira a little more next time. good article though funny as hell.
I’m a a tex fan, but he seems like the kid who would always rat you out for doing something wrong as a child.
So this “Yankee fan” doesn’t know how to spell the 1st baseman’s name and thinks the team can finish 1/2 game out of the playoffs? What a perfect example of that fanbase. Bandwagon City.
^that’s not a perfect example at all…..try again
Girardi is straight up Scott Proctoring Logan. His arm is going to fall off.
I bet he has a hologrammed Machamp or Charizard
goobazooka, you think they’re 1st edition?!