Yahoo – On Tuesday, we learned just how large that bed needs to be. New Utah Jazz guard Mo Williams tweeted this photo of teammate Al Jefferson’s bed (via TBJ), a huge piece of furniture that would seem to fit a normal-sized family of five, plus several pets. Spencer Ryan Hall of Jazz blog Salt City Hoops found out that the bed is 10-by-12 feet, or large enough to fit two normal-sized grizzly bears and a Mini Cooper. Jefferson is listed at 6-10 and 289 pounds, but a quick look at him suggests he’s a bit shorter
Please dear God let this be a new thing. I would love for the new craze of black NBA guys. “Yo son I got the biggest bed in the game!” Different shapes and sizes and colors. Like new age rims for your car. They’re gonna need to bring back MTV Cribs if all these black dudes are gonna be getting 900 square foot beds. The first thing you do when you get your signing bonus is by a Jesus piece and a bed that can fit 9 to 10 strippers at any given moment.
I’m not even kidding when I say there are probably people who pay $1,000 a month for a 10 x 12 studio in Manhattan. There are hipsters in the village who would rent Al Jefferson’s bed as their entire living space if they could. This apartment right here is 96 square feet:
and its $750 a month. Al’s bed is like 25 square feet bigger than that. Amazing.