By now, everybody knows Barstool flew EDP & his groceries from Cali to Philly for some game day reality TV with Mo. The obvious payoff is video gold, and that can only happen if his beloved Eagles shit the bed against their rival G-Men in prime time – on Brian Dawkins day, no less – at Lincoln Financial. So everyone’s a Giants fan tonight.

It’s almost a year to the day NY broke Vick’s hand & left him crying to the media about how unfair football’s been. With the beating the Cardinals just gave him last weekend, you can bet he’ll be pissing himself in the corner of the locker room like a scared little puppy minutes before staring down the NYG pass rush. Nicks is out again, which is never a positive, but a year ago was also the same game where the salsa was introduced & Victor Cruz had his way with “shutdown” corner Nnamdi Asomugha on 2 of 4 Eli scores. The flipside of course was losing to Vince Young later in the season, but I’ll place the blame on Brandon Jacobs’ 21 yards on 12 carries with Bradshaw out. Well Bradshaw’s back & he’s got help in Andre Brown. Eli’s got weapons in the Black Unicorn and (can’t believe I’m typing this) Ramses Barden at his disposal in place of Nicks – that was proven last week. With all the bulletin board material LeSean McCoy has given Osi and his boys, Big Blue should have the edge in almost every facet. If C-Web & Amukamara can simply have a decent game, expect the Giants to be alone in first before Dallas plays the Bears tomorrow night…as well as a SPECTACULAR EatDatPussy445 post-game rant.