This dude bro is just absolutely annihilating the big schnoz, surfer hair look El Pres tries so hard to pull off. Hey Pres bro, you and the rest of the surfers out there should just call it a day. Hamish Patterson makes Bodhi look like a corporate Cubicle Monkey. He’s reporting live from the spaceship known as planet earth and he’s surrendered to the universe. It doesn’t matter that his surf board broke in half. He’s got a spare. It doesn’t matter that his car broke down. The universe supplied him with a motorsickle. And now he’s got 2 tickets to Phish. He made a supercool frequency adjustment and hes back in the high frequency zone.
Take notes dude. This is what life is all about bro.