All Other Surfers Should Just Retire After Watching Hamish Patterson
This dude bro is just absolutely annihilating the big schnoz, surfer hair look El Pres tries so hard to pull off. Hey Pres bro, you and the rest of the surfers out there should just call it a day. Hamish Patterson makes Bodhi look like a corporate Cubicle Monkey. He’s reporting live from the spaceship known as planet earth and he’s surrendered to the universe. It doesn’t matter that his surf board broke in half. He’s got a spare. It doesn’t matter that his car broke down. The universe supplied him with a motorsickle. And now he’s got 2 tickets to Phish. He made a supercool frequency adjustment and hes back in the high frequency zone.
Take notes dude. This is what life is all about bro.
Referring to pres as a surfer is just pure comedy
This idiot needs a show on Discovery Channel.
“Interesting day in the dream…” gold. pure gold.
it’s the Illusion man…. this guy is old news Mo.
this dude is so fuckin legit
ah yes, the motorsickle, the preferred transportation of communists.
For everyones sake please click on his other videos when this one ends
Next time I take any transportation other than my car I’m going to say that I “abandoned the craft.” I might be able to work that into my cubicle/corp speak now that I think about it…he’s on to something.
Bitchin!
I think at 1:43 he cracks his back and is hit with instant acid trip again.
That bro’s proboscis is uncanny. I bet he gets mistaken for a shark when he’s going the back stroke.
100% chance this guy drives past the local high school when school lets out.
@jmal33 I need a translator. ”Anyone thinking about turning some shovels up at the Voodoo Bowl,” um…
awesome
he’s running for malibu city council http://votehamish.com/
@asdadasd He came in 5th!!! (Out of 7) http://www.malibucity.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/detail/navid/534/cid/18526/
YOU CAN FEEL GOOD, GOOD, GOOD ABOUT HOOD!
Wait isn’t this the guy who saved Brooke Shields from drowning then blew all his reward money by hiring the Stones for his Birthday Party? All he needs is some tasty waves and a cool buzz…http://www.hark.com/clips/gnhkyhpzyl-all-i-need-are-some-tasty-waves-a-cool-buzz-and-im-fine
what up Gerard Depardieu? convincing fake cali accent
This is him from the Phish show. Some great lines in here. 10:28 is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/user/hamishpatterson
dude caught a sick show!! hope he had fun raging with the biebs last night.
he needs to meet nick swisher ASAP
this dude it the Brototype.