Aly Raisman Is Getting Her Celebration On

Gawker - Guess who’s going clubbing in London tonight? Aly Raisman and “the guy gymnasts”! At least, according to what appears to have been a direct message she mistakenly tweeted to her followers: “Okay I have no idea were going with the guy gymnasts to some club I’ll find out for you were so nervous. Omg”
After quickly deleting the tweet, she tried to cover it up:

Mazeltov, Aly! Tonight you’re gonna party like its the night of your Bat Mitzvah. Except instead of inflatable saxophones and glow stick necklaces and people lifting you up in a chair, you’ll probably be in a Euro club doing molly and raging to house music.
Don’t be nervous, though. Just keep Mckayla Maroney by your side. No doubt that chick has been sneaking into clubs with a fake ID since she was like 14. Leaves the house in a sweatsuit telling her mom she’s heading to gymnastics practice and then having a sleep over at Jordyn Wieber’s house and then when the coast is clear she rips off her sweats and shes wearing a mini skirt and takes 6 inch heels out of her bag. Probably had vodka in her Poland Spring bottle too. Fuckin Mckayla. Just such a hot popular bitch. Probably parties harder than the nancy boys on the Men’s team.

I’ve never seen a person who needs a terrible tribal tattoo as much as Maroney. Either that or the ever popular star outlines going down the back of the neck. Something fucking classy.
Kfc…all expenses paid trip to fly to chicago and rip neil apart on video.
is it too much too ask for people to throw an apostrophe into the “we are” contraction. i dont know why it bothers me so much, but reading “we’re” as “were” and then having to re-read it pisses me off
Molly and “raging” to house music is American as apple pie , not really just a European thing anymore
If she goes clubbing with the men’s gymnastics team they’ll all be fighting for the same guys…
Maroney is 16 you fucking slimebag. I guess that may be expected from KFC though, grow the fuck up and move along to girls that can get into an R rated movie for god’s sake
Bostonsbetter is a hardo
Fuck you bostonsbetter, you fuckin loser. It’s all jokes bro ( kind of). You faggot calm down
Bostonsbetter, I just saw you said Neil was a good blogger and better then the rest of the stool writers. I really hope you die
bostonsbetter if you don’t think Mckayla Maroney is a hot 16 yearold then your a complete fag
Slutnuts. I TOTALLY agree….were on the same page!!!