Am I Rooting For The Heat?

I can’t believe it, but I think the unthinkable has happened. I think Celtics fans have gotten so whiny and delusional I want them to lose. Keep in mind I was the original Lebron James hater. Before it was the cool cliche thing to talk about Lebron being an arrogant asshole, KFC was there. Hated him in Cleveland. Hated him before the Decision. When everyone else was talking about “We are all Witness” I hated the cocksucker. But dealing with El Pres and Boston Stoolies who A) Act like the Boston Big 3 is some sort of Celtic Dynasty B) Act like David Stern and the world are out to get them and C) Act like Lebron James is some scrub, is just too much for me. I just can’t take it anymore.
And at first I thought an ideal world would be that guys like Chalmers and Mike Miller and company step up and do the leg work, that way Boston could lose and I wouldn’t have to credit Lebron as much. But then I realized the better Lebron does and the more he carries the Heat, the more it rips into the hearts of these delusional Boston idiots. They love talking about going to war and grit and balls and how the Celtics are everything the Heat aren’t. But if Lebron proves he’s just that much more talented and that much tougher than the Celtics it just crushes all of Boston. Its almost like the Patriots-Giants Super Bowl. This is the quintessential matchup for Celtic fans – they’ve been talking shit about Lebron for years now and here’s their chance to prove themselves right. If their Big 3 and their not 4, not 3, not 2 but 1 championship ring can defeat that loser Lebron, they’re justified. And if they can’t it will be just as satisfying as when they went all in on the Giants for a second time and still came up short.
Of course knowing Boston they’ll blame the refs or injuries or their age or the weather.

“or the weather.” A+
Lebron beat them last year
Spurs are taking out whoever comes out of the East
I can’t do it. Go Celtics, I honestly just can’t bring myself to root for the Heat ever. Even though it doesn’t matter the Spurs are demolishing whoever they play.
it’s baseball season NY. go worry about your teams
And then there’s KFC…..the poor slob who roots for the Knicks and Jets on the outside looking in. Year after year. Lucky for you you have teams like the Miami Heat and the New York Giants to keep you from totally losing your mind. If you left it up to your pathetic platoon of third rate franchises then you would have been committed by now.
KFC praising Lebron and the Giants in one Boston ripping piece? I’ve seen everything.
Christ, I’m from Boston and I just want this over so we can stop talking about basketball. Football is 99 days away.
It must suck only being able to blog about one team perennially from NY making the playoffs.
PS- That picture is hilarious.
Haha! Awesome blog.
if you actually believe el pres speaks for the majority of Celtic fans you must be outside of your mind
I’m from Boston and root for the Celtics and actually agree with you KFC. El Pres’ blogs have been fucking torture. Nothing worse than a delusional fan.
Boston fans are fucking losers. I swear half of them have an I.Q. lower than Forrest Gump. And I hope Spoelstra releases the Kraken aka Juwan Howard on Garnett. Have fun getting swept! Go Heat.
I hope boston wins just so KG can do the ANNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYTHING IS POSSSSSSSSSSSIBBBBLLLE routine again. That was literally the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. ALmost like he got a cool mill just to yell the adidas slogan
Wish there was someone who could at least put mileage on Wade and LeBron. If you don’t think the NBA is rigged, you must sweat out Harlem Globetrotter games and pro wrestling matches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDJ5VP1EEQ
gmen42, agreed. Again, even as a Boston sports fan when that happened I thought that was the most retarded thing ever. It seemed like he practiced that in his bathroom for hours.
“This is the quintessential matchup for Celtic fans – they’ve been talking shit about Lebron for years now and here’s their chance to prove themselves right.” hey shithead, you know the Celtics have repeatedly shit on Lebron in the playoffs multiple times before right? and ripped his heart out on their way to a title, or are you as uniformed and moronic when it comes to hoops as Prez? But i guess if anyone would cross over and root for the biggest dickhead in the history of sports it would be a front-running fraud NY fan.
ps – @tyrone: anyone named tyrone is destined to have a sub 30 IQ. its a fact. hope you are a good drug dealer or athlete
(Slow clap….) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0dbwDc2FE
This summed up my thoughts exactly while hearing Pres complain all night on twitter. Round 2 tonight. Get the whambulance out. Heat are better.
But dealing with El Pres and Boston Stoolies who A) Act like the Boston Big 3 is some sort of Celtic Dynasty B) Act like David Stern and the world are out to get them and C) Act like Lebron James is some scrub, is just too much for me. I just can’t take it anymore.
I’m a Celtic fan and that picture is fucking priceless
this is the dumbest fucking blog you’ve ever written. The celtics already lost to the heat, you fucking piss poor faggot. It happened last year and the series score was 4-1. Nobody who knows anything in boston expects the celtics to actually pull this series off. What happened in game 1 gives a ton of credence to the ref argument, but complaining wont do shit, that fucking game is over. And to compare this to the patriots? as a jets fan? literally just go blow your brains out right now bro, your life sucks, you fat, double chin, piece of homeless person diarrhea.
El Prez also thinks the Heat will win the draft lottery tonight. I know they have a zero percent chance, but he thinks everything is fixed for the Heat. Sorry, that joke sucked…
LeBron’s not ready to hit the deck. He’s never been in a bar fight
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I hate you so much KFC, and you should remember that this shitty site you’re blogging for originated out of Boston. Barstool peaked in Dec 2011 with 400k users, but has steadily declined, and is now below 115k users which is less than what it was a year ago. El Ego aka El Pres’ giant head (not including his nose) has slowly killed what once was a beautiful thing. But you suck the most KFC (even more than Mo). Go jump in Murray Hill traffic, ya douche.
Considering we’ve all been hearing about how MSG is supposedly the “Mecca of basketball” when the Knicks have only TWO championships in there ENTIRE existence excuse us for getting a little weepy about the Big Three. When one of your teams wins ANYTHING you’ll see what we feel like Clancy.
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I hate you so much KFC, and you should remember that this shitty site you’re blogging for originated out of Boston. Barstool peaked in Dec 2011 with 400k users, but has steadily declined, and is now below 115k users which is less than what it was a year ago. El Ego aka El Pres’ giant head (not including his nose) has slowly killed what once was a beautiful thing. But you suck the most KFC (even more than Mo). Go jump in Murray Hill traffic, ya douche.
Yea the heat have beaten the celts before but that was before this full blown obsession with hating on Lebron. Its been nothing but Lebron bashing on a whole new level almost on a daily basis for this past season on Barstool. Also, the mere fact that you are all reminding me that the heat have already beat them just further proves my point. The heat are superior. Lebron is superior. Accept it. Its happened before and it will happen again.
You idiots sound like me trying to make jets vs. pats arguments
I hate you so much KFC, and you should remember that this shitty site you’re blogging for originated in Boston. Barstool peaked in Dec 2011 with 400k users, but has steadily declined, and in now below 115k users, which is less than it was a year ago. El Ego aka El Pres’ giant head (not including his nose) has slowly killed what once was a beautiful thing. But you suck the most KFC (even more than Mo), so go jump in Murray Hill traffic, ya douche.
^genio shut the fuck up. KFC is head and shoulders above any other writer on this site. I hate Boston faggots that say barstool was originated in Boston, wtf is your point. I give KFC credit, if you hated LeBron on Cleavland, you are a true lebron hater. This blog was so on point, Boston has 0% chance of winning this series, but 100% chance of excuses why they didn’t.
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Poor old KFC…
When you side with perennial losers (Mets, Jets, Knicks), it becomes hard to cope with reality, or make well-informed assessments of any sports-related situation.
Whenever a Boston team has something to play for, just cue the music for KFC to roll out some ass-backward, garbage grouping of words and ideas that will end up with him discovering true moral bankruptcy (i.e. rooting for Lebron James).
@fresh610, I made no reference to the series. The Celtics are done, the Heat are just a better team. My beef is with KFC and how shitty his blogs are, and how whiny he always is. Get off his dick. Feel free to think he’s the best writer on this god awful site. I followed barstool from the beginning (as it was originated in Boston, moron), but now I’m like a sad parent watching the barstool child get addicted to drugs and slowly die. My point is that Barstoolsports is dying, and should have just killed itself before bringing on other authors. You suck as much dick as KFC now. Hit the bricks faggot.
If you actually think it’s celtics fans who are propagating el pres’ bullshit then you are dumber than he is KFC. if you weren’t so fucking stupid you’d see that el pres is the biggest bandwagon retard around, and while many celtics fans hate lebron and believe they can beat the heat, nobody thinks the c’s are going to punk them or let off some bazooka in their faces. And yeah, anyone who liked lebron before the decision is either a fucking fraud or from cleveland. Nobody cares that you didn’t like him before miami, so did a million other sensible fucking people.
everybody hated lebron on the cavs. and i like how you get mad at portnot for doing the same shit every writer does on sports by trying to rile up sports fan,, yet you think he’s serious. you are a big gay.
mattsh20 were you referring to the yankees or the rangers. heat only beat the celtics last year because wade channeled his inner kimo von oelhoffen and broke rondo’s arm.
Pedro, he is definitely serious.
I hate all things Boston. And I hate Lebron. So i’m really torn on this issue, but I gotta say, all in all, I think I hate Lebron more!!!
KFC this blog made no sense, and you are truly a dumb person. I wish you well.
KFC, no one gives a fuck who you’re rooting for. Your teams are done. Shut the fuck up.
KFC, at the end of the day you still have a lazy eye, double chin, & a gout foot.
KFC, you do realize that other non-Celtic fans are also acknowledging that the officiating is horrendous and is most likely rigged. F- blog Fire KFC!
New Mancrush- KFC. Holy shit. Well said my man. That being said, can this series be any worse for NY? Like choosing between hanging and stoning. LeBron wins? Murder. Boston wins? Suicide. You nailed it bro.
And What. The. Fuck. Is that picture? Is that a kid or a midget with terminal cancer?
fuckin boston babies
KFC is thankful that NY has a new basketball team, now he can jump on that band wagon like he did with the Giants and Yankees. Let me guess you’re a NJ Devils fan right now? You and all NY fans are all fucking pussies.
genio2012 , you need to RELAX bro, PS KFC is my boy now, we are going to hang out when i go to NYC, me him and stro
Nothing is better than whining about the whining. You showed the whiners KFC. Look in the mirror and tell us you don’t see a stupid cunt.
KFC’s resorted to “picking the field” against any Boston team. For a dude from the Big City, he sure is obsessed with the little brother. How about you stick to the Jets, Mets, Knicks you clown.