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Ama’re Stoudemire Teaching Hebrew On Sesame Street
If my Hebrew School teachers were 6’10″ franchise saviors instead of walking Jewish stereotypes I probably would’ve paid a little more attention and made my parents a little prouder at my Bar Mitzvah.
And no question if Dave Chapelle held his racial draft today Amare is on top of the J-Double-O Big Board. He’d be like the Andrew Luck of the Chosen People.
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PS – Who would be the least likely NBA player to give Hebrew lessons? I want to say Al-Farouq Aminu just because his name sounds like someone who would blow up a bus in Jerusalem, but after careful consideration I’d have to go with Delonte West.
UPDATE: Definitely Dirk. There’s not a lot of Hebrew going on in Germany if ya catch my drift.
” I want to say Al-Farouq Aminu just because his name sounds like someone who would blow up a bus in Jerusalem.”
This made me howl laughing at work. Well played sir.
AFA is a decedent of a line Nigerian Kings, his name means “the chief has arrived”. he is in no way, shape, or form a muslim.
further more if you have ever had the pleasure of talking with the kid you will quickly find out his greatest academic accomplishment would be counting to 20, and in order to achieve this he would have to be barefoot so he could count on his toes. I highly doubt that he is concerned with the intricacies of the isreali palistinian conflict.
Racial draft, arguably the funniest Chappelle skit, its up there with Dave being asked to be a witness in the OJ and Michael Jackson trials, the Mad Real World and the one where the white collar criminal and Tron the coke dealer switch places in the justice system.
Dude…. Your blog’s suck. Seriously. If they don’t fire you…. You should quit. Jerkoff.