Andy Pettitte Will Never Stop Being Awesome at Baseball and That is a Life Truth
There are few things in this world that are facts. That are life truths. A conversation between 3 guys at the bar will get awkwardly silent when 1 guy gets up to go to the bathroom…. There is no feeling in life more uncomfortable than being with other people and watching a movie that you have built up as hilarious, as you wait for the funny parts and look out the corner of your eye to see if they’re laughing… And Andy Pettitte will never stop being awesome at baseball. These are all irrefutable.
As long as that ageless freak wants to, he can go out and dominate any lineup on any given night. People continue to doubt his production and forecast his failure, yet Pettitte proves time and time again that he just doesn’t give a fuck. Haters will say it’s steroids. Pettitte will attribute it to that guy who fell asleep on the cross. Personally, I don’t care why he’s able to so effortlessly and successfully come back from retirement or bounce back from an injury. The guy goes out there every 5 days and gets the double play when he needs it. A healthy Pettitte completely changes the pitching rotation and gives the Yankees a much better chance come October.
Right….if you consider a guy with a career ERA of almost 4 awesome.
A conversation between 3 guys at the bar will get awkwardly silent when 1 guy gets up to go to the bathroom
Hey I had to come out retirement to ask you a quick question, what the fuck does that sentence mean?
“Haters” or people with evidence to back up their claim….ehh same thing, lets not split hairs
Fell asleep on the cross…actually he was crucified by your jew breathren
Shut…the…fuck…up. The problem is a Yankees blogger will be funny. Nothing is funny about a pretentious asshole who only talks about their rings.
Shut…the…fuck…up. The problem is a Yankees blogger will not be funny. Nothing is funny about a pretentious asshole who only talks about their rings.
He’s a fuckin cheater. How can you say he is great. Fuck you.
pinksalami – way to fuck up your first comment and look like a complete asshole
I posted this last week. Still works:
HGH Andy. The man of faith who lied about his cheating to media after numerous reports. Then got caught in the Mitchell Report, and denied it again. Then got caught by the Feds and finally admitted it – but said he only did it once while rehabbing and got it from a trainer. Then got caught lying about that and admitted he was also getting it from his high school friend too. Then got caught after it was found out his father was also supplying him with PEDs. But other than that, he’s been totally honest! It’s pretty obvious the guy has been on PEDs and has been lying his entire career. Sad stuff cuz HGH Andy will always be known as a cheat before anything else.
It’s also a life truth that he did it on drugs. Bro you know how awesome I was at cool boarders 2 in 2001 when I got the cheats off the Internet. I was lights out and I don’t go around telling people about life truths.
Get a grip
snitch
“Haters will say it’s steroids.”
Uhhh…Pettitte admitted taking steroids you cunt hair.
Steroids are a wonderful thing.
There is not a professional athlete in any sport that has not done some form of peds. I don’t care what you say it was done. Either high school college or the pros. People take them to look good on the beach your telling me they wouldn’t take them for 100 mil dollar contract? And not all peds get you big and strong some heal and make it possible to last a whole season. 1 exception griffey jr kid just broke down in front of your eyes. Weather it’s greenies coke ephedra what have you they are all performance enhances just a different time in sports.