There are few things in this world that are facts. That are life truths. A conversation between 3 guys at the bar will get awkwardly silent when 1 guy gets up to go to the bathroom…. There is no feeling in life more uncomfortable than being with other people and watching a movie that you have built up as hilarious, as you wait for the funny parts and look out the corner of your eye to see if they’re laughing… And Andy Pettitte will never stop being awesome at baseball. These are all irrefutable.
As long as that ageless freak wants to, he can go out and dominate any lineup on any given night. People continue to doubt his production and forecast his failure, yet Pettitte proves time and time again that he just doesn’t give a fuck. Haters will say it’s steroids. Pettitte will attribute it to that guy who fell asleep on the cross. Personally, I don’t care why he’s able to so effortlessly and successfully come back from retirement or bounce back from an injury. The guy goes out there every 5 days and gets the double play when he needs it. A healthy Pettitte completely changes the pitching rotation and gives the Yankees a much better chance come October.