Read and React - CBS aired this footage they unearthed of a 1971 Punt, Pass & Kick competition featuring a behemoth 13-year-old Reid. As you can tell from the banner pic, at that age young Andy looked like a college senior … who may have just eaten a few of his fellow competitors. But as far as we can tell it’s authentic, and Reid would have been three months shy of his 14th birthday when the video was supposedly shot.

Did people catch this during the Eagles/Colts game yesterday?  This footage from the 70s of a 13 year old Andy Reid chucking bombs in the PPK?   I mean there’s absolutely no way this is real.  No way.  It can’t be.  Look at this fucking picture!

Jesus fucking Christ bro!   Listen there’s being mature for your age and then there’s just being a total freakshow.  Andy Reid was a fuckin freakshow.  Like the dude looked the exact same at 13 as he does right now which is not a good thing when you’re 5’10″ 450.    Plus is that a fucking mustache in there?   That’s a mustache right?   Just total bizarro world shit.   And how fucking pissed do you think Andy Reid was when he heard about this after the game?  Like it’s one thing to be a big fat motherfucker when you’re 50 years old past your prime and coaching.  It’s another thing for the whole world to find out on national television that you were a big fat motherfucker as a 13 year old kid getting out-thrown by 8 year old girls in the Punt Pass and Kick.

PS-  Andy Ried huh?   Guess they didn’t even respect the guy back in ’71.