Andy’s Back
It’s amazing how one play can so greatly fuck up an entire season. A couple months ago, when Andy took a comebacker off the ankle in a game against Cleveland off the bat of one of baseball’s most insignificant names, Casey Kotchman, we had no idea how detrimental the injury would prove to be. There are 3 things that I’ve consistently preached throughout the season, both on BSS and Twitter. 1. Newsroom changed da game. 2. Rick Ross has the best rapper noise with his fat guy getting up from a deep cushiony sofa “hauuuughhhfff.” 3. Sustained winning streaks are entirely dependent upon starting pitching. Offense comes and goes, but, for the most part, teams get on those month long hot streaks when you field a consistent rotation of guys trying to match or outperform the pitcher from the night before. So you wonder why the Yankees have been so up and down this year? Well, when you have a revolving DL of Sabathia, Nova, Pettitte, and Pineda, it’s kinda understandable. The team gets going, then stops, starts going again, stops, finally looks like they have some rhythm, stops. 2012 Yankee pitching has been like trying to jerk off with a shotty Internet connection.
But tonight in the Bronx, Andrew Eugene Pettitte will once again raise that black leather glove to the bridge of his nose and do what he can to propel the team into late October baseball. I for one will be at the stadium when those fucking horse legs jog out to the mound for the first time since late June and the stadium erupts. Who’s coming with me?
No shenanigans tonight- this is about winning and separating from the Orioles. No blonde hunting, no Meredith stalking, no smoke patrol. Maybe a little smoke patrol. Tweet @StoolPizzaBoy for some in-stadium camaraderie.


thats the worst.
Strasser makes sex to his hand over Andy Ps is “it’s about separating from the orioles” the saddest phrase a sox fan could ever hear?
seriously who gives a fuck. he’s still on the HGH, theres only one 73 year old pitcher out there and thats my man Jamie Moyer.
this story isnt even blog worthy, you are boring me
HGH Andy. The man of faith who lied about his cheating to media after numerous reports. Then got caught in the Mitchell Report, and denied it again. Then got caught by the Feds and finally admitted it – but said he only did it once while rehabbing and got it from a trainer. Then got caught lying about that and admitted he was also getting it from his high school friend too. Then got caught after it was found out his father was also supplying him with PEDs. But other than that, he’s been totally honest! It’s pretty obvious the guy has been on PEDs and has been lying his entire career. Sad stuff cuz HGH Andy will always be known as a cheat before anything else.
Old man Pettitte is old enough to be your father. A father who’s very, very disappointed that his kid delivers pizzas for a living. This experiment didn’t end well last time and it won’t this time, either.