PFTJets cornerback Antonio Cromartie called the police last year when his pregnant wife texted him to say she had slit her wrists and taken pills — part of a fake suicide attempt she carried out because she thought he was cheating on her. That’s the word from a bizarre New York Post report that details the frantic early morning call that Cromartie placed to the police on May 6, 2011. Terricka Cromartie texted Antonio Cromartie that day saying, “God forgive me, I don’t want to die. What have I done?” and “I cut my wrists. I took those pills.” Cromartie was in Miami at the time and called the police in Randolph Township, New Jersey, where he lives. That led the police to rush to the home and knock on the door. When no one answered, the police — thinking Terricka could be bleeding to death inside — broke down the doors with an ax and a sledgehammer. But when they entered they found her healthy and resting in bed with her two daughters. Terricka confirmed to the responding officers that she had sent the texts, saying they were part of a ploy to get her husband’s attention because she believed he was having an affair. “She stated that she had no intention of going through with the act,” the police report said. “She said she was exercising her First Amendment right to free speech and could say whatever she wanted.” Actually, the First Amendment doesn’t give people the right to say whatever they want, and the most commonly cited exception is shouting fire in a crowded theater, which is speech that could endanger others. Terricka Cromartie endangered the responding officers when she led her husband to tell the police they needed to rush to her home, and those officers eventually took her in for a psychiatric evaluation, which led the state’s child-protection agency to take temporary care of her daughters.

Fuckin chicks, huh? I mean, what has Cro ever done to warrant suspicion that he was cheating?

This chick Terricka is off the fuckin reservation. Apparently when she said she was pregnant with Cro’s 11th and 12th kid that was all just a hoax trying to expose his affair as well. Those are the two biggest cards that chicks can play. “I’m pregnant” and “I’m trying to kill myself.” She’s played both those cards in a matter of like 1 month. Not for nothin, Terricka, but I think you’re trying to pull this stunt on the wrong dude. It ain’t like Cro and you are lifelong partners and he’s got nobody else in his life. You keep pulling stunts like this and he’s gonna make a call to the bullpen in a heartbeat. He’s got a harem of women and an army of bastards to keep him happy. He’s like a goddam sultan. Except instead of being Middle Eastern royalty he’s just a mediocre cornerback.