Yes, that’s really her. “Hey, Kool-Aid!”

NEW MILFORD – Police say a local man was ordering up more than food and getting too friendly with his female companion at a family restaurant Aug. 11. Michael Carrier, 45, of Bristol, was charged with soliciting a prostitute at the Friendly’s Restaurant at 108 Danbury Road. Linda Ottanio-King, 46, of New Milford, was charged with offering it. Police were called after patrons who included children near the couple overheard details of a transaction in sex the two were arranging. Carrier later told police he has a hearing problem and needed Ottanio-King to speak loudly.

I said ANAL IS $10 EXTRA UNLESS YOU EAT MY TUNA SUPERMELT. AND I WANT A FRIBBLE BEFORE AND AFTER.

So much for the name “Friendly’s”, huh? I’d have thought the perfect place to barter with a whore would be a dump like this. You wanna do a hit & run with your girl at the ice cream counter, that’s fine – but if you’re OK with sitting in that shithole for a meal then you should be OK with a 5’3″ 230 pound prostitute shouting her pussy menu across the table to a deaf john. A little commerce between a pair of lonely souls over a couple of Big Beef burgers seems par for the course. Where’s the compassion, anyway? You think Michael Carrier’s proud of himself? That Linda was one of many bitches in his stable? Listen, if you’re offering this behemoth money for sex it’s dire straits. You could argue the other restaurant patrons were trying to save him from himself, but I see it differently. Kinda like a retard who drools all over themselves or anyone eating at Friendly’s. You just shrug your shoulders, say, “Awww, poor guy” & mind your own fucking business. Obviously he’s got no other choice.

@610Barstool