Apparently I’m The Foremost Authority On Olive Oil Dick Injections

Huffington Post - A man was admitted to a Bangkok hospital after an unlicensed olive oil injection meant to enlarge his penis caused an infection so horrible his testicles swelled to the size of the medium size fruit, the Bangkok Post reports. Six months ago, the 50 -year-old man, who is unnamed in reports, reportedly suffered a cut to his penis, but he refused to go the doctor until it became infected. When he finally went to the hospital, doctors discovered the man had cancer that required his penis to be amputated, the Post reported. “He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice,” doctor Surat Kittisup-porn told the Post. Some, including Barstool Sports, are not so sure the olive oil injection is to blame for the man’s tragic condition:
Some dude gets olive oil injected in his c–k 5 years ago. For 4 and a half years he walks around with a perfectly fine, big old penis. Then 6 months ago he slices open his d–k and gets an infection and everything falls apart. Hey bro I don’t think it was the olive oil from ’07! Pretty sure your coconut d–k and your cancer are from injuring your d–k and letting it get infected.
Welp this has been a pretty big month for me as far as recognition as a blogger goes. I had the Daily News reference my twitter account @KFCbarstool as the representative of the true feelings of Mets and Jets fans. The New York Times recognized my influence in the world of fashion when I called Lonnie Quinn a hardo during Hurricane Sandy. And now today we see the Huffington Post giving me an entire block quote in wich I say cock once and dick twice. Finally after years of hard work – creating forsurenot.com, trying to build the Barstool New York brand – I’m finally being recognized by my peers for my insight. KFC from Barstool Sports – diehard Mets and Jets fan, resident fashionisto, and the foremost authority on olive oil dick injections and their repercussions. Like Huff Po wanted to run their article about the dangers of injecting your boner with olive oil and they thought “Hmmm, we should probably consult with a supporter of olive oil cock injections to be fair and balanced.” Who popped in their head first? KFC, International Blogging Sensation.
PS – Yes, my mom and dad are very proud.

So, this is what “making it” looks like. Keep making us proud, KFC.
youre also a bitch for crying about people’s comments yesterday. i didn’t expect that cuntish post out of you, of all people.
I am wondering where Dr. Kittisup-porn got his medical degree.
you did it dude
too bad your still a retard who couldn’t make it in the business world
You’re the Mini-Me of barstool. How precious. I’d kill for some baby back ribs for lunch…
HuffPo is well-known for getting the opinions of retards. glad you fit the bill.
yo kfc at this point I think you need to just cut out the middle man go start a new site with big cat, pretty sure barstool would go under in a week.
It’s awesome you are being recognized for your cock knowledge and opinions…must feel really good.
This guys had to have his dick amputated!? I’d just tell the doctor to amputate my head instead.
this is official proof that huffpo is the biggest joke of news outlet right? i trust bartstool as a more legitimate source of news
How could you not know that cancer doesn’t just show up when you cut your dick. If you would do some research you would know that cancer grows inside of you for a long time before you get it and is not just part of an infection. If you would ever proof read your blogs first I’m sure you would have caught your error. Reddit I’m sure ran has this story with the correct information, look it up. My last point is isn’t this a sports blog? Where are the blogs about sports and the Jets sucking this year?
How could you not do research, I saw that block quote on Reddit.
I smell Pulitzer.
talk to me when your quoted in SI
This really says a lot about the state of journalism in this country.
I bookemarked for sure not. For sure…not…
Talk about an object lesson in not having kids. Ma and Pa KFC back in LI have just agreed to a suicide pact. They spent 22 Years of their life and ungodly amounts of cash — even sent you to college — all so you can live in their basement masturbate and post smut and be recognized as THE olive oil cock injection expert.
To all young men out there get a vasectomy NOW before the fate of KFC’s parents descends upon you. And can you imagine how Portnoy’s in laws feel?????
When KFC gets referenced by nationally recognized publications, I feel like a little part of me and stoolies everywhere do as well. Keep it up Clancy.
kfc youre the man hahahah
Christie and clancy 2016!!
You’re definitely doing better than that so called mogul “Pageviews” on Jim Rome. El Prez had his shot on national tv and choked.
“Last gun in the bullet”
this proves Barstool is the only website a man needs. a one stop shop for sports, hot bitches, comedy, and news.
ps – given my status as the only stoolie in san diego, i went around showing everyone i know how the HuffPo cited you on the topic. I feel like one of those tools who tell you they liked the band ‘before they got big.’