Are You Smarter Than A Smut Peddler?
Out of everything Pres does that I fucking HATE, his shtick where he pretends to be a surfer is absolutely hands down the worst. I think it started out as a joke but now I truly believe he thinks he’s Bodhi. Meanwhile every summer he tweets that hes at “surf school.”
The second worst thing Pres does is pretend to know a lot about sports. Dude is absolutely clueless when it comes to these Fan Duel challenges. I feel like he signs up and looks to start Nomar at short and start Pedro on the bump. Total joke. So this is your chance to prove you’re smarter than a smut peddler. Join the Fan Duel Beat El Presidente Challenge. $750 pot, and $10 goes to anyone who finishes ahead of Pres, regardless of where you place overall. One night challenge, no long term commitment. Just an eternity of glory for beating Dave Portnoy
And sound off in the comments section with your least favorite things about Pres. Be specific.
you must have missed where he pretended he could swim
I’m a Boston guy but let me say I hate how he is trying to make it look like he has a set of biceps by pressing them up against his forearms in that picture. His wife needs a real dicking for once.
The abso-fucking-lutely worst thing about the head Jew in charge is his constant yapping about banging this broad and that broad, when in reality the First Lady has his cock and balls on lockdown and he is too much of a puss to actually make a move on some of these chicks he talks about.
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PS: He would most definitely make a move on Lambert.
on a blog called barstoolSPORTS.com we have to read about cute animals and justin bieber. awful.
Isn’t it assumed that he actually knows he is none of these things? He basically does it to stir up the comment section and get a few laughs. I respect the guy for talking a big game and at least attempting to back it up, even though he fails miserably every time. 99.9% of the commenters on this site talk a big game and do absolutely NOTHING to back it up.
i hate how hes a dirty stinking jew
his flat jew feet.
I hate how he hired you
The way he didn’t bring the heat on Jim Rome like I was hoping he would.
Meriweathershelmet, what would you like us commenters to do buddy? And what are you doing? Def not an un-gay thing to say.
Two fucking things he does pisses me off to no end…
1) “I just spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any”… Dude has used this fucking lame ass line for years OVER and OVER… Get some new material already, jesus christ it’s pathetic.
2) His ridiculously gay blogs… i.e.: “Lord Lambert” and talking about The Bachelor… Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously unreal how much of a Bendover Benson that guy is
i hate how he hired neil, the bschicago writer. not only is portnoy a jew, he’s also a retard.
There’s a lot but it all comes together so awfully that you just get this feeling that you want to punch him in the face. When I see the pictures of this fat ass in a wetsuit it feels like someone just stuck a knife in-between my two of my ribs. How old is Pres? I’m gonna take a serious guess and say 48. He looks like he’s got like 10 halfway decent years left in the tank.
i like his smile
Goddy, why don’t you get my cock out of your mouth and shut the fuck up, that would be a start.
I think he’d have a better chance shutting the fuck up with your cock IN his mouth. Just logic bro…
I’d prefer he take my cock out and then shut the fuck up, that is my logic. Dude’s been slobbin on my knob all week.
Johnny Utah was a better surfer……
Jews can’t swim