Armpit Hair and Twitter Feeds, Just Another Draft Day For The New York Jets
OMG LOL the Jets twitter congratulated every team after every pick! OMG LOL Quinton Coples mom has more hair under her armpits than I do on my head! Typical Jets!
Blah blah blah. Don’t even know what the fuck that means. Got everyone tweeting and emailing me about how it can’t get any lower than the Jets tweeting every team after their pick. Kmarko blogging about it on the U like its so freakin funny. Hey kmarko the Jets have 365,000 followers. Fuckin Klout score of 70, son. They know what their doing in the social media scene. Don’t hate because they know how to engage fans of every team in the league on draft night. Pure genius.
And as far as Mrs. Coples and her armpit afro – good. You think I want some prim and proper mom up there? For sure not. Give me some bad ass bitch with dreadlocks under her arms. Fuck I’d prefer if he didn’t have a mother at all. Just a 6’6 285 pound parentless asshole whos mad at the world ready to rip motherfuckers heads off. You see this beast?
Anytime you got a chance to add a big ass black man with the Omega Psi Phi brand all over his arms you do it. Guy just screams “I can’t go anywhere in public with my mom without her pit hair grossing everyone out, brand me and lets play some fuckin football.” Seriously if you ask me I think this was just extensive research on Mr. T and the Jets part. Thats why they passed on Ingram – he isn’t branded and his mom has the new Skintimate Venus with the 5 blades.
As for the Giants, they were boring, as usual. No armpit hair and no funny twitter stuff. Just drafting players that will help them probably win another Super Bowl. BBBBORRRING! Scooped up David Wilson from Virginia Tech with the 32nd pick. Reese said he was their second highest rated running back behind Trent Richardson. Dude gained 990 yards last season after contact, best in the NCAA. And with Jacobs departing and Ahmad Bradshaw playing every down with reckless abandon this was probably a solid pick. But whatever it didn’t lend itself to any jokes or anything. Typical fucking loser Giants.
Vernon Gholston?
Good news for Jets fans, Old Man Thornton said this guy would be a bust. That’s almost a gurantee for success.
“They know what their doing in the social media scene.”
Their? I usually let other shit slide but thats so fucking annoying I can’t even stand it. Fuck tard
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1162295-2012-nfl-draft-grades-full-round-1-results-report-card/page/17
This is one of these picks where if Melvin Ingram has a HOF career they’ll replay this pick over, and over, and over again.
Those brands are pretty impressive though.
After they picked David Wilson Giants nation went who? Jerry Reese at his old tricks, not a person who wrote shit on the entire google planet picked this guy. Take his 1770 rushing yards from last year though.
@bcros, catch up buddy they do it on purpose to torcher you.
Yeah bro, I’m sure every single one of their spelling mistakes are purposely and perfectly placed to draw in readers and comments. It couldn’t just be that they don’t give a shit and screw up a bunch or anything like that
“Coples too often plays down to the competition, coasts on his given talent and fits the classic underachiever label. A boom-or-bust pick who might be affected by a big payday.”
around there the jets call guys like this “captain”.
Love how all the Giant fans are ripping on the Jets for taking Coples and calling him Vernon Gholston 2.0. Newsflash: the guy has yet to play a down in the NFL so before people start calling it a bust can we let the situation unfold and see what happens? The guy is a freak athlete and although he may have motivation issues, I’m pretty sure Lawrence Taylor was a big character question mark coming out of college and that seemed to work out pretty good. Rex Ryan privately worked out Coples himself and clearly he saw things he liked and figued Coples would fit better into his defensive scheme than Ingram, Chander Jones and any of the other pass rushers in this draft.
Jets fans are so sad and defensive it almost feels wrong to make fun of them. It’s like kicking the crutch out from underneath a kid with MS. Yeah you’re right Jets fans, I’m sure that problematic “low motor” Coples is known to have will turn around when he’s a millionaire. Good luck guys!
rex ryan was only head coach at unc pro day. says a lot
Coples was high as a kite last night.
“He is a 285-pounder who moves like an outside linebacker. He has tremendous agility and quickness. He was extremely productive in the ACC and rose to the occasion against quality competition. His production did tail off last season, so that is a concern. “ – Mel Kiper, describing future Hall of Famer, Julius Peppers
Jets suck. This is Rexs’ last year
guess the jets wanted a Q dog. could be richard seymour 2.0
Not exaggerating, armpit hair on a woman is easily among the top 5 most disgusting things in the world.
cut him loose or lose the arm pit hair. can’t have both.