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NY Post – Just call him a-john. An upcoming book reports that not only did Alex Rodriguez enjoy the services of prostitutes — he frequently turned the double play by hiring them in pairs. The tattered reputation of the Yankee slugger will get shredded some more in “House of Outrageous Fortune: Fifteen Central Park West, The World’s Most Powerful Address,” a book by “740 Park” author Michael Gross due in time for spring training. A-Rod rented a $30,000-a-month apartment in the pricey limestone tower in 2010, becoming neighbors with Sting, Denzel Washington and Bob Costas, plus Wall Street titans Lloyd Blankfein, Sandy Weill and Daniel Loeb. A building worker told Gross, “He got hookers all the time. Usually two at a time, two times a week. One time he had two go up, they came down and left, and 10 minutes later, Cameron Diaz walks in.” “Fifteen [Central Park West] became A-Rod’s home plate,” Gross writes, where the $275 million man scored with Madonna and Kate Hudson, as well as Diaz. “But apparently they weren’t enough for A-Rod.” Though a broker called Rodriguez “the best tenant” in the book, the 15CPW staff didn’t agree. “He was a douche, an unfriendly narcissist,” another building worker said. “I hate the guy. He thought he was God.” A-Rod’s spokesman, Ron Berkowitz, says, “This is a further effort to fabricate scandal around Alex. The allegations concerning prostitutes are categorically false.” “House” will be published March 11, 2014, by Atria/Simon & Schuster.

Arod’s cock and Noah’s Ark – both want their creatures 2 by 2. Because lets be honest you know the hookers Arod ordered were beasts. I want to know what hooker company he even used that was capable of fulfilling his whore orders. Whore-ders, if you will. Is there a prostitution service that has two body builder, tranny types on call at all times? I mean I know there are fetishes of all types but I feel like jacked hookers aren’t just readily available from most high end escort services. I guess when you’re on your second $250+ million plus contract you can make post op transgenders appear with some goddam Abracadabra magician shit.

My favorite part of this article is when he lists all his neighbors in this building. “Becoming neighbors with Sting, Denzel Washington and Bob Costas.” I just have this vision of all three of those guys being his direct neighbor while he shuttles in sets of whores two times a week. Bob Costas is in matching satin top and bottom pajamas tucked in his bed trying to read a book in bed while Arod and his man whores are breaking the paint off the walls. Totally disturbed by the strap on action thats goin on but too afraid to say anything about quieting down. Denzel is on the other side of the wall either going “Myyyy man,” or he’s loading the clips into like 9 or 10 guns ready to burst down Arod’s door and massacre him and all the whores in the rooming going “I’m gonna kill this muthafucka!” since thats the only 2 things Denzel Washington can do. And lastly Sting is on the other side of Arod’s apartment listening to Fields of Gold stroking his dick to the sounds of Arod’s threesome doing some tantric masturbation.

Thats just the scene I’ve painted in my head regarding Arod’s bi-weekly threesomes. Feel free to use your own imagination if you don’t like mine.