EOnline - This is really the only “Where Are They Now?” situation we care about. Remember growing up with the Rugrats, the kids that ruled Recess and the students traveling on The Magical School Bus? Well, artist Isiah Stephens  has taken those characters and reimagined them as adults, so it’s like catching up with your childhood friends!

Rugrats:

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Phil and Lil, Dil, Tommy

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Chuckie, Kimi, Angelica and Susie

- This guy fucking nailed Angelica. Angelica was the BADDEST bitch. You know she was just like Gia from Full House. Probably smoking cigarettes in the bathroom in 7th grade. Sucking dick in the 8th grade. Abortion by freshman year of high school. She was definitely sexual napalm in her old age.

- I always thought Phil and Lil were both girls. Don’t know why. I know one was clearly named Philip. But in my head they’re both girls. Weird to see Phil looking like Bieber

- I don’t know where this guy gets off making Tommy Pickles look like that. Tommy had the biggest head in the history of human children. No all the sudden he looks like Tom Cruise? For sure not.

- Chuckie is perfect. Hipster doofus.

- I don’t even know who Kimi is, but I would. I would in a heartbeat.

- Susie could GET IT. I got jungle fever from that picture.

Waldo and Carmen

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Wouldn’t it be perfect if these two ended up together? The two most elusive people in the world settle down together on some secret island. All the world’s most famous monuments there from Carmen’s heists. Waldo brings along that old ass wizard for occasional threesomes. Rockapella sings them to sleep every night. Its like a porno and a fairytale all rolled into one scroll.

Hey Arnold Part I:

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Left to right: Nadine, Stinky, Phoebe, Gerald, Lila, Arnold

Hey Arnold Part II:

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Helga, Brainy, Sid, Nadine, Rhonda, Harold and Eugene

Can’t be positive but it looks like Helga is rocking a baby bump. Judging by how big of a Seaward she was, I bet she was poking holes in the condom with Arnold. Hey Helga good look pushing that football head out! Payback’s a bitch!

Lila – Ummm, yes please. Sexy little minx. I was never much of a Hey Arnold guy so I don’t remember who she was but I hope Arnold smashed that before dropping a seed in Helga.

Doug

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Doug became a Neo Nazi

Patty became Tanorexic

There’s no doubt in my mind Skeeter and Roger are secret lovers

And Doug’s sister hasnt changed a fuckin bit. Would love to read some Poetry Slam with her and get kinky.

South Park

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I mean this is pretty realistic. Not much else to say here. Probably all a bunch of Colorado stoners and Cartmen went off to college and tried to roofie chicks.

More “All Grown Up” cartoon characters here.  I was too old for most of them.