Yahoo – As Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning earned a trip to Disney World. As Super Bowl runners-up, Tom Brady and the New England Patriots received an offer to take a trip to Aruba. With an eye toward those famous Disney commercials and a deft marketing touch, the Aruba Tourism Authority has offered all-expenses paid trips to the entire Patriots roster. ”While only the MVP of the winning club has the opportunity to jet off to another well-known destination, Aruba is making the offer to the entire New England squad,” the ATA wrote in a press release that was noticed by USA Today’s Game On! blog. ”We want to acknowledge and celebrate the hard work, dedication and season-long success of the team, despite their loss,” said CEO Ronella Tjin Asjoe in the statement. “We believe there is no better place to recover after a loss than Aruba.  After all, we are known as ‘One Happy Island.’

Have fun in Aruba! The worldwide capital of kidnappings and unsolved murders! Maybe Tom can head down there with Gisele where she’ll berate the team some more and probably cuckold him with some locals right in front of his face. Like Eli when he’s down in Disney, balls deep in that MVP Minnie Mouse pussy with that little bitch Mickey watching in the corner crying.