Fuck you Dwight Howard! Did everyone see these pictures over on Barstool Philly? Not only are you the most selfish, childish asshole athlete on the planet earth, now I find out you’re taking all the hot white women too?? Drop dead dude.

Seriously if this is the quintessential white chick who likes to fuck black dudes/white chick who black dudes would love to fuck, I don’t know what is. I’ve watched enough Blacks on Blondes in my day to know how this shit works. Long blonde hair and a fat ass = black dudes will fuck the shit out of you. I also think its a matter of these white chicks being slutty right? Its like Rick Fox explained in He Got Game: “The sistas make you work too hard for it”