As The Official Barstool Fashionisto I Need These Jean Flops
Yahoo – Though the recent spate of in-your-face jeans trends has made us re-think our standards about denim (floral jeans? whiskers? jeans shirts with jeans pants, a la the cowboy tuxedo ? We’re in!), every women has to draw the line somewhere. And that line is the Jean Sandal Boot. Made from vintage blue jeans by Israeli Etsy designer DaniKshoes, this unimaginably odd footwear is handmade, one-of-a-kind, and sports four useable pockets. On its website, DaniKShoes touts the Jean Sandal Boot as “fun that never goes unnoticed!” and is selling them for $140 a pop.
So its a big fashion day at Barstool. Big Cat wearing girly jeans. Debating the meaning of Skinny Jeans. So while we’re on the topic, I fucking need these Jean Flops. In this life, there are needs and there are wants. I want to get a blow job today. I fucking need these denim sandal boots. Best part is they only cost 140 bucks. Hey DaniKShoes did you forget a couple zeros? These are fucking flip flops with pockets for God’s sake. I’d drop 10 grand for these things. Pair these with my Chris Christie fleece and its game over. I’d be on the cover of Vogue in no time.
trying too hard to put down big cat bro, just recede like el pres’ hairline..
immediate red flag. Jean Flops = Minka Kelly cankles underneath. Oh, and mudbutt is a faggot
Those are 100 times gayer than Big Cat’s jeans
They are made for women only, and you can get them for $16 online. Google “horrifying jean sandal boots”
Picturing these jean flops with your new fleece and I just died. Typing this comment from heaven.
Would it be taboo to wear jorts with these?
Do those come with dildos too you queer?
And valbroski, the picture you just put into my head cannot be unseen. Dying over here too.
only assholes are allowed to purchase those
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If you’re not trolling i dont want to live on this planet anymore.