Ashley Madison Ranks The Top 10 Most Adulterous Neighborhoods In New York
#2 Park Slope huh? All the yuppies in Brooklyn apparently trying to get their extra curricular fuck on. You’ve been married a couple years. Got a kid and both have jobs in Manhattan. Not ready to move to the burbs so you compromise and live in Park Slop. Spend all your free time pushing your kid around Brooklyn in a stroller dreaming about your days when you lived in the city getting wasted and fucking whoever you wanted. So you sign up for a little Ashley Madison to get your cheat on. Right? Hey I ain’t judging I just tell it like it is.
#3 Upper East Side doesn’t surprise me one bit considering everything from like 78th street and up is a goddam orgy. I’m surprised there’s even enough people married and signed up for a cheaters website. But I guess there’s that ritzy side to the UES which is probably trophy wives married to old men who are dying for some young dick. Rich dudes who are sick of their gold digging spouses so they need to fuck a girl they don’t totally despise.
And how about Howard Beach gettin in the mix. Buncha racist guidos sleepin around. Hate crimes and adultery, thats what Howard Beach does!
Now I understand why theres nothing open on Friday night and Saturday’s in Great Neck.
KFC, how did you neglect to make any reference to the fact that the number one adulterous neighborhood is conveniently named “Great Neck?” I’ll give you the benefit, and assume that it was just too easy.
I’m not from NY but why are you surprised about Park Slope? Sounds like it’s a neighborhood full of Asians and we all know how the asians like to get their fuck on.
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Riverdale?!?!
Nothing is open on Friday night and Saturday’s in Great Neck because its Shabat lol, probably 95% of that neighborhood is Jewish. I bet the reason its ranked so high is because of arranged marriages to some of the ugliest dudes you’ll ever see by some real hot Jewish girls