CNBC – New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow has a new challenge on his hands. AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that matches married people to pursue affairs, is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she has had sex with the devout Christian, who has insisted he is still a virgin and will wait until he is married. “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand,” said Noel Biderman, founder of Ashley Madison, in a statement. “If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible.” Biderman will pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she sacked Tebow in bed and the offer extends through his first season in New York. Said Biderman: “I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.” Those who know Tebow might think differently.
Do you know what Ashley Madison just did? She just put a $1 million bounty on Tim Tebow’s ballsack. As if the guy needed any more help to get laid. He’s good looking. A professional athlete. A 2 time Heisman Trophy Winner and National Champion. Millions of dollars and more fame and recognition than any other athlete today. Pretty sure chicks would wanna fuck him as it is. And now on top of it all they get a one million dollar prize if they take a picture of his first ever O-Face.
The fucking rich get richer! I mean at what point do you start to buy into the whole religion thing? Forget about the miracles he’s pulled on the field. Off the field he has companies offering to pay people to have sex with him. Sluts out there are gonna be hunting him down looking to give him a million dollar blow job. Have him cum in a cup and bring AshleyMadison.com a million dollar DNA sample. Its fucking ridiculous. Tim Tebow won’t be able to leave the house ever again without women going on a rampage through town looking to rape him like its a goddam Axe commercial.
Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go take dick pics of myself and photoshop Tim Tebow’s face on there.
PS – Hey Ashley can I get like a $10,000 bounty? Any girl who provides evidence they fucked that lowly Barstool blogger KFC gets 10 large? How bout a grand? Hundred bucks?