AshleyMadison.com Offering $1 Million To Any Woman Who Can Prove She Slept With Tim Tebow
CNBC – New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow has a new challenge on his hands. AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that matches married people to pursue affairs, is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she has had sex with the devout Christian, who has insisted he is still a virgin and will wait until he is married. “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand,” said Noel Biderman, founder of Ashley Madison, in a statement. “If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible.” Biderman will pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she sacked Tebow in bed and the offer extends through his first season in New York. Said Biderman: “I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.” Those who know Tebow might think differently.
Do you know what Ashley Madison just did? She just put a $1 million bounty on Tim Tebow’s ballsack. As if the guy needed any more help to get laid. He’s good looking. A professional athlete. A 2 time Heisman Trophy Winner and National Champion. Millions of dollars and more fame and recognition than any other athlete today. Pretty sure chicks would wanna fuck him as it is. And now on top of it all they get a one million dollar prize if they take a picture of his first ever O-Face.
The fucking rich get richer! I mean at what point do you start to buy into the whole religion thing? Forget about the miracles he’s pulled on the field. Off the field he has companies offering to pay people to have sex with him. Sluts out there are gonna be hunting him down looking to give him a million dollar blow job. Have him cum in a cup and bring AshleyMadison.com a million dollar DNA sample. Its fucking ridiculous. Tim Tebow won’t be able to leave the house ever again without women going on a rampage through town looking to rape him like its a goddam Axe commercial.
Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go take dick pics of myself and photoshop Tim Tebow’s face on there.
PS – Hey Ashley can I get like a $10,000 bounty? Any girl who provides evidence they fucked that lowly Barstool blogger KFC gets 10 large? How bout a grand? Hundred bucks?
Really KFC? A 2-time Heisman Trophy winner? How are you a sports blogger and that fucking stupid? Take some pride in your work and know what the fuck you are talking about! I would say research that first, but who the fuck actually needs to?
I’m convinced Tebow has been fucking bitches then using that Men In Black flash thing to erase their memories… the perfect crime.
Archie Griffin is the only two time winner, though in Chic-Fill-A’s defense Tebow probably should have won it a second time.
Only you losers would focus on that instead of the incredible story that his dick is literally worth a million dollars. What was he the only sophomore to ever win it? some shit like that who cares
I hope a man claims the prize. I’d fucking die laughing.
isnt there like evidence that he’s gay. well like circumstantial, and is lucky he has the religious thing to mask the fact?
Disclaimer: I’m not a huge Tebow fan, I love degrading women, getting drunk, and all of that. But this is bullshit and what is wrong with society today. Tebow really seems as honest as they come. Why fuck with his life and create even more of a circus? (If it does come out that he’s had sex I renege this post)
assplosion ftw. Laughed my ass off.
I would 100% fuck him for a million dollars. 0 shame in admitting that.
KFC is letting the comment section get to him, getting all fired up
Now the Dro Man is gonna be a miilionaire.
I hope a man comes forward and says he had sex with him.
Jesus, I need to start reading the comments before posting. Sorry assplosion.
Chaser, you must be the smartest stupidest idiot on the planet.
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If the bounty was for banging dudes Sanchez would be a million dollars richer.
I have a friend that’s religious and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. The kid gets blowjobs like every other day though. I’m convinced Tebow is getting blown on the reg also. That’s the only way I can believe he’s a virgin.
In a related story, Trojan is offering $10 million to any woman who can prove that Antonio Cromartie used a condom with her.
KFC Mark ingram won it as a sophomore 3 years ago….you absolutely suck at your job
Thank you ravens410! I swear is it really too much to ask to expect a sports blogger to know what the fuck he’s talking about? Maybe I’m out of line here.