I’ve seen a lot of cocky things in my life. But pretending to read a book while getting your dick sucked in public may take the cake. Some fat asian – Fasian – who looks drunk as fuck slobbering on your D and you’re gonna try to sell me on this book you’re holding. Nothing to see here, folks. I’m just reading some Hemingway while this fat girl takes a nap on my lap. Never mind that O-Face I just flashed you. Stand clear of the closing doors please!

Good for you, guy. That little dumpling is not one to go and brag to your friends about, but at the end of the day getting a blow task on the subway is almost always better than not getting a blow task on the subway.