Asian Dude Throws His 5 Year Old Daughter In the Trunk Of His Car For Misbehaving At Church
ORLANDO, Fla. - An Orlando man faces charges after admitting to putting his 5-year-old daughter in the trunk of his car because she was misbehaving at church. Johnny Nguyen, 50, was arrested Sunday after a witness across the street from the Church of the Nazarene on Walnut Street in Orlando told police that she saw him throw the child in the trunk and keep her there for about a minute. The witness told police that she called 911 while her husband yelled at Nguyen to take the girl out. Nguyen told Local 6 that he loves his daughter and was trying to discipline her because she was misbehaving in church. Nguyen also said the back seats of the vehicle were down, so there was more air in the trunk. Police said the temperature at the time of the incident was 97 degrees. It’s not known how hot it was inside the trunk. Nguyen was arrested on charges of child abuse.
I’m pretty sure there were times my mother was ready to throw me in the fucking Boo Box after misbehaving in church. Forget about the trunk of a car. After an hour in church with me crawling around the pews and banging the knee rests on the ground and fucking with my brother and shit, I’m pretty sure she contemplated putting me in a treasure chest and dropping poisonous scorpions in there with me one by one.
Now that never happened. Usually just a quick yank on my arm and a few expletives in my ear calmed me down. But I don’t come from an Asian family. They operate by different rules. When you got a name spelled N-G-U-Y-E-N and its pronounced “win,” you’re pretty much resigned to the fact that at some point your father is going to lock you in the trunk of a car. You’ve got a Tiger Mother and a Samurai Father and punishment for you is gonna take the form of torture and abuse. You’re lucky he didn’t make you commit seppuku after that shit. Sorry. Facts are facts. Don’t misbehave at church.
NGUYENING!
nice Hook reference. This slope is gonna get slammed in the joint
top notch blog
Should throw that 12y/o nig from daycare and leave him there.
hahaha, nguyening…nice.
My pops used to me in the trunk on the way home from the pizza place every Friday night. Not for misbehaving but as a reward. Riding in the trunk was awesome at 5 years old then was awesome again while packing 12 adults into a civic on the way home from the bars in college.
its the crazy asians yet again! You can imagine what he does to his kids at home behind closed doors. welp, enjoy being on the child offenders list, cus its all down hill from now on.
anywhoo, whatever happened to good ol old school teachings? like beating yo kids! beat yo kids, fool!
Slow start but came back strong.
Parents who have kids at age 45 are assholes. Just no chance you give a flying fuck about your kid when you’re 60 and they’re 15. Just kick em out before college so you can go retire.
so im vietnamese and thank god my mom was never this strict. but in the vietnamese culture, it is common for this type of discipline. the parents know that “i brought my kid into this world, i can take him/her out of it if i wanted to”
pretty much the worst thing to happen to be was to get whipped across my ass with a thin bamboo stick.. yea shit is flexible as fuck and doesnt break.. slices the shit out of the air you know when its coming.
anyways, this guy had every right. the worst thing to do is to misbehave and embarass your family in church
hilarious hook reference