SEOUL, South Korea -A South Korean woman who earned a driver’s license after 960 tries  buys a car and gets behind the wheel. Yonhap news agency reported Thursday that 69-year-old Cha Sa-soon passed the driving part of the test last month on her 10th try. South Korea requires a written test first, and Cha took it nearly daily since April 2005 before passing last year. Yonhap quoted her as saying she wanted to buy a small secondhand car to visit her son and daughter and for her business selling vegetables.

That sound you hear is 8.10 billion Asian women slamming their fists through a wall.  I mean come on Cha Sa-soon!  You know how long Asian women have been trying to shake this shit?!  Since the day they invented cars.  Literally since the first Toyota got swerved across 8 lanes with no turn signal straight into a divider.    Look I don’t care how many vegetables you have to sell.   I don’t care about your kids.  They can take the fucking Fung-Wah to see your ass.  What I do care about is the billions of Asian women you just set back light years in the stereotype department.  Seriously failing once is one thing but after the 959th time probably time to just stick with your bike.