If I was smart enough to be a scientist, I would dedicate my entire career to studying the brains of Asians to try and determine why they are so fuckin wacky. I would dedicate my existence to finding out if there was an extra switch in there or something that just separates them from reality. Something in the medulla oblongata that makes them love tentacle porn and hairy hentai girls. Something in their cerebellum that tells them to eat cats and dogs for dinner and forces them to ignore subway etiquette all together. Something in their cranium that makes them all giggly and goofy when a goddam buffalo is about to trample them and their children. Just big, toothy, eyes closed smiles and HA HA HAs as Godzirra the buffalo is about to stampede through their whole family.
What goes on inside the brain of Crazians??