BOBTOWN (KDKA) -A small community in Greene County is embroiled in controversy after local officials decided to ban trick-or-treating this year. Instead, Bobtown will hold a four-hour Halloween party. Supervisors in Dunkard Township say they are taking the steps for safety reasons. The party will be held at the Bobtown-Dunkard Volunteer Fire Station, but not everyone is pleased with the idea. “When they try to take away trick-or-treating for our children, we have to step up and fight back,” Parent Michael Skumlien told KDKA-TV. “I think they’re taking all the fun from our kids. This is a small town and our children need something,” Freda Menear, a Bobtown grandparent, said. Hannah, a student at Bobtown Elementary School, said all the kids she knew have been talking about it and are disappointed by the supervisors’ decision. Bob Huggins, a Dunkard Township supervisor, said many local residents agree with town officials that it would be better for local youngsters not to be going door-to-door. With a party at the fire hall, he says both the kids and the candy they receive would be safe. Assistant Dunkard Fire Chief David Pritchard, running unopposed for supervisor in the election, said he was surprised by all the negative reaction to the decision to ban trick-or-treating.
In honor of El Pres, I’ll take care of this one while he’s away: “And the pussification of America continues.” Halloween is probably the most important day of the goddam year for kids. Christmas definitely gives it a run for it’s money, but you don’t have to go to church or meet with your family or any of that BULLSHIT for Halloween. Get dressed up, run around the neighborhood without your parents, get hopped up on candies that have been drugged by the local pedophiles, stare at chicks dressed slutty, and eventually vandalize your neighbor’s shit. BAM that’s the greatest day of the fuckin year! You know what doesn’t have any of that shit? A pussy party at a fire hall. I mean is this fire chief fucking serious saying that he’s surprised there was a negative reaction? Well, Dave, you just crushed the collective spirit of youthful exuberance in the community. But have fun bobbing for apples at the fire hall, you wet blanket dick.