SYDNEY – An Australian doctor has been severely reprimanded and banned from working as a general practitioner after prescribing a drug to a boy who came to him for help to “cure” his homosexuality. A Health Care Complaints Commission committee found Mark Craddock guilty of unsatisfactory professional conduct over his treatment of the 18-year-old at a 10-minute consultation at his home in early 2008. Both men were at the time members of the Exclusive Brethren, a conservative Christian group whose members shun television, radio, and the Internet and do not vote. In a letter of complaint to the commission, the patient wrote that he came out as gay at the age of 18 and was informed by a church leader, “There’s medication you can go on for these things.” The patient then consulted Craddock. The commission argued that during the consultation the doctor did not provide appropriate medical management of the patient’s needs by failing to physically examine him or take a medical history. He also failed to refer him to a counsellor or psychologist. Craddock instead prescribed cyprostat, a drug used to treat prostate cancer and manage sexual deviation by reducing testosterone, in circumstances which were not clinically indicated, the commission alleged.
I dunno about you guys but I’d be willing to bet the gay comes from the prostate. No? That seems like a logical place that determines whether or not you’re gay. Its inside your ass but connected to your dick. Thats like the gayest place ever. If you’re gay its probably because you’re prostate is a fag. So I’m not gonna sit here from my blogging desk and accuse a doctor of being some sort of hack all because it seems silly to prescribe a pill to be straight. I’m not gonna knock this 18 year old kid who was just sick and tired of being gay. Because if you’re born with a big gay prostate and you don’t wanna be a homosexual thats something that modern science should be able to fix.
Although I’m gonna have to go out on a limb and say reducing testosterone ain’t the way to do it. Making your gay prostate ever girlier is probably a surefire way to start craving dick.