Huff Po - Talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour. A man in Auckland, New Zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom. An Auckland City Hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, confirmed that a man was treated for the condition at ACH. “In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him,” Rogers said. “No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s right to privacy.” It’s unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.

Thats gotta be the most humbling moment in the history of the world, no? I mean if I had an eel in my asshole I’d probably just kill myself on the spot. I’d absolutely rather be dead than go to a hospital and be like “Hey Doc I got an eel up my ass.” How does an eel even get inside an asshole? I’m just thinking about how hard it is to fuck with whiskey dick and I can’t envision an scenario in which an eel can get all up in someone’s ass. Thats either the stiffest eel or the widest butt of all time. Like Belladonna wide.