Youtube – This Arizona wedding ceremony was interrupted by a huge dust storm (Haboob). Check out their reaction when they notice it coming!
Its like a DUSTTTTTTT BOWWWWLLLLL
On your wedding day!
Its like John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrathhhhhhhh
But you’ve already paid!
This is my nightmare right here. Not because it ruined the moment or I spent a fortune for a beautiful wedding and instead spent it in the Sahara desert. My main concern would be the whole “Speak now or forever hold your peace” part. If the priest is like “If anyone knows any reason why these two should not wed OH MY GOD ITS A SAND STORMMMMMMMMMM! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! GET TO SHELTER!” I’m pretty sure that’s God’s way of telling me to run for the hills. Thats what this face is right here:
Thats the face of “I’ve made a huge mistake.” Or maybe he’s telling your wife to hightail it out of there. But one way or the other, this can’t be a good omen. Like “Oh hey honey remember our wedding day when all the forces of nature combined to do everything it possibly could to prevent us from being together? Wasn’t that so special!”
PS – How ironic is it that the ceremony involved pouring sand into a glass? Hey Friar Tuck there’s enough sand swirling around here to fill up 50 of these things how bout we say “husband and wife” and lets get the fuck out of here?