Baby Born In New York City Taxi Cab
I thought I had to poop, and then there was a head!
Jesus Mary and Joseph and all the Saints. One minute you’re watching those Jimmy Kimmel TV clips on repeat in the back of the cab and next thing you know its FIRE IN THE HOLE! Watching shit like this just makes me realizes how not ready I am for a child. I mean this video wasn’t even childbirth, it was just a woman in an ambulance with a child and I’m breaking out in cold sweats. I’m covering my eyes and watching through my fingers like its a horror movie.
PS – How pissed do you think that cab driver was? They don’t even like to pick up passengers who are going downtown when they’re going uptown. This dude happened to pick up the one chick in Manhattan who mistook having to take a shit for having a baby.

“I thought I had to poop, and then there was a head!” does that mean she was trying to drop a log in the back of the cab and instead she just had a baby crawl out of her twat? i would be pretty pissed if i found out she thought she was taking a shit back there.
Speaking of ‘fire in the hole” what’s going on with that little blonde intern barstool hired?
Let’s post a couple of pictures of her ass or pay her for a bangbro’s style vid to prove Scott is gay. Something – anything! Gotta earn your keep.
If this video doesn’t silence KO Barstool I don’t know what will chicks love this baby stuff.
Though that EMT dude is gonna be wrecking it once this video goes viral they are gonna be lining up around the block.
wait… girls dont poop, fuck is she talking about?
Everybody Poops. Definitely this kid’s first book.
That mom is cooler than the other side of the pillow about this. No pain, no nothing. Just “where’s my baby, put that shit skin to skin”. “I was done being pregnant a few days ago, get that shit out of me”.