I thought I had to poop, and then there was a head!

Jesus Mary and Joseph and all the Saints. One minute you’re watching those Jimmy Kimmel TV clips on repeat in the back of the cab and next thing you know its FIRE IN THE HOLE! Watching shit like this just makes me realizes how not ready I am for a child. I mean this video wasn’t even childbirth, it was just a woman in an ambulance with a child and I’m breaking out in cold sweats. I’m covering my eyes and watching through my fingers like its a horror movie.

PS – How pissed do you think that cab driver was? They don’t even like to pick up passengers who are going downtown when they’re going uptown. This dude happened to pick up the one chick in Manhattan who mistook having to take a shit for having a baby.