NY Post – A hard-partying banana mogul repeatedly refused to call for an ambulance after a woman he plied with cocaine fatally overdosed during a three-way sex romp at a Park Avenue hotel, a cop testified yesterday. Thomas Hoey Jr., owner of the Long Island Banana Corp., had used a business card to give Kimberly Calo high-quality coke in his suite at The Kitano, said retired NYPD Detective Edward Boyle, who investigated Calo’s 2009 death. After having sex with then-mistress Nicole Zobkiw, Hoey went at it with Calo, who helped herself to blow on a coffee table, Boyle said Zobkiw told him. After snorting more, Calo began convulsing and “her head dropped to the table with a thud,” Boyle told jurors at Manhattan federal court, where Zobkiw is on trial on charges of making false statements and perjury. “She was frothing at the mouth. Her eyes rolled back in her head. Her lips started turning blue,” Boyle said. Zobkiw, who had brought Calo to the hotel after meeting her that night at a Long Island bar, tried to get Hoey to call 911, Boyle said. But Hoey allegedly said “he’d seen this before” and Calo “was going to be fine.” Security video shows Zobkiw going to the lobby three times for help, Boyle said. But Hoey told a hotel security guard a “doctor friend” was on the way, Boyle said, adding that the pal had told Zobkiw that Calo was dead.

When you’re living life fast and loose as a Banana Mogul you’re bound to come across some seriously dire situations. Life ain’t all chocolate covered banans and Park Avenue threesomes. Sometimes Banana Mogul groupies overdose on cocaine in your hotel room and start foaming at the mouth and convulsing. And in that moment you gotta decide what you want your legacy to be. Do you wanna be known as the Banana Mogul who lets his threesome partner die? Or the Banana Mogul who swoops in to the rescue and saves your threesome partner even though you risk your Banana Empire by being caught with illicit drugs?

Just remember: what we do in our Banana Mogul life echoes in Banana Mogul eternity. Choose carefully.