Peanut M&Ms are awful. But the fact pres backs butterfinger is offensive RT @stoolpresidente: M&m's aint candybar dickhead @JoeyWatermelons
Never have I doubted @stoolpresidente more than I do right now. Kill TWIX? Fuck Butterfinger? Have you lost your goddam mind?
Hockey fans and NYR fans always blabbing about how tough they are now up in arms because Brodeur makes some comments about hurting them?
Whatever you say, Benedict Arnold. Just stabbing your fresh pizza pizzeria comrades in the back for ellios trash @stoolpizzaboy
Yea well I dont shake substitutes hands RT @stoolpizzaboy Ellios are easily the best real pizza substitute on the market @DanteTheDon
Introducing Julianna from SUNY Cortland. Cortland is legit foaming at the mouth for a Barstool Blackout. I get an email like every 30 seconds. Theres like 800 people who made a fan page on facebook begging for it to happen. I don’t need anymore emails begging. I need emails setting me up with the right venue. Stone Lounge? Grate Bar? Dark Horse? Somewhere else? Who up at Cortland can handle the Blackout?
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