I’m not sure I’ve ever seen School of Rock. I don’t even know who Ned Schneebly is. All I know is that motherfucker is a straight doppleganger and a half for the dude whos gonna run Barstool Chicago. And that ain’t a good thing.
Barstool Chicago starts up Monday, folks. The Empire finally extends off the eastern seaboard. Like Manifest Destiny in this motherfucker. Except with less smallpox and making Native Americans march on the Trail of Tears and more celebrity asses and smokeshows. Lewis and Clarke would be proud.