Barstool New York Best Comments Of The Week
I gotta address a growing concern of mine with you commenters. I figure this Friday post will be where I heir my grievances air my grievances (I flew to close to the sun with that euphemism and totally butchered it) with you. Two things 1) calling people a hardo has jumped the shark. Literally everything someone says or does some Stoolies will call them a hardo. Calling people hardo is the new hardo. You care so much about what I say or do that you get fired up enough to login and call me a hardo. No bro. You’re the hardo. And now we’re into some sort of hardo within a hardo inception shit. Stupid.
2) The term “trolling” gets thrown around by you idiots way to casually too. When I say something that you disagree with, thats not trolling. I say I don’t think people should be sucking the Blackhawk’s dick because they’ve lost 3 times during their “streak” and now all the sudden I’m “trolling for comments.” Yea, because 50 comments instead of 30 really makes a difference to me. Its not trolling if I say I hate the NHL and the hockey hipsters love it. Now when I write blogs saying the Patriots and the Yankees are shitty organizations because they don’t win championships – those are “troll” blog. Thats when I’m just stirring the pot. But you can’t call me a troll just because I say something you don’t agree with. You’re the trolls. Hardos.
Now lets get to the comments! There was a lot that I thought were funny this week.
8. First ever female commenter to make the cut! Blog: Lauren Silberman – The First Female To Tryout At NFL Combine – Sets Women’s Athletics Back 200 Years. Commenter: Anon333 - “SHE HAD A QUADRICEPS INJURY. its not because she was a girl, it was because she injured her fucking leg. She went to U wisconsin then MIT, this woman has her life together and having fun trying new things in life unlike you creeps online anonymously making fun of a girl who now has an injury.” Welcome to the zoo, toots! I stalked her out to make sure it was a chick. A) You have gotta be a fucking lunatic to join the Barstool Commenters as a female B) You’re a certifiable idiot if you think Lauren Silberman’s tryout failed because she was injured. And you cant join the comments world and then bash everyone saying they are anonymous creeps. Because now you’re the anonymous creep. Its like the hardo thing. Also, fuck you! You’re a chick you don’t know anything about sports!
7.Blog: 7 Year Old In Trouble For Chewing His Pop Tart Into A Gun. Commenter: Woogie Boogie: “unfrosted pop tarts are like thick chicks. you’ll settle if you’re drunk but no one really loves them” Bill Shakespeare himself couldn’t have come up with a better simile.
6. Blog: Guess That Ass – Andrea Rincon
Commenter- Himself: “You’d think a girl spreading her butt so you can see where her shit comes from would be disgusting and completely off-putting. Nope, opposite effect.” The Casting Couch effect. Reach back and spread your cheeks. Should be gross. Its just not. Nailed it.
5. Blog: Brooklyn Man Fakes Kidnapping To Get Out Of Trouble With His Girlfriend. Commenter: mjp243 – “there’s pluses and minuses to women: the minuses are that they’re needy, annoying, complain all the fucking time, nag the shit outta their man for no apparent reason on a semi-daily basis, aren’t funny, have no concept of how shit works or how much things cost, don’t have a clue about things going on in the world, can be happy/sad/angry/elated all at the same time and watch the worst fucking garbage shows on television. the pluses are that they let you have sex with them…sometimes.” MJP243 just summed up life in one long ass run on sentence.
4. Blog: Could You Spend 501 Days With Your Spouse In A Space Capsule? Its a tie for 2 comments:
Commenter – Redrum: “My girlfriend would still find a way to blame me for cheating on her”
Commenter – Phil Alto: “501 days to convince my wife to do anal.” Both hold true. Whether you’re on earth or in space, girls will be jealous and paranoid, and guys will want to have butt sex. From here to the end of the universe these 2 will always hold true.
3. Blog: I Need These Boxers That Cool Your Balls And I Need Them Immediately. Another tie.
Commenter – nuts4butts: “It is just a complete disaster in my pants at all hours of the day” Stoolies just fucking you up with truth this week. My undercarriage is a biohazard like 45 seconds after getting out of the shower and it stays that way until the next shower.
Commenter – theprodigy22 “No matter what the month/season is or where I am, swamp ass follows me like those rain clouds in cartoons.” Like the Pig Pen of Swamp ass. Great imagery.
2. Blog: Scientists Say Beer Goggles Is A Myth. Commenter: Tornopen – “Here is the reality, banging fat ugly broads is fun. You can kind of do whatever you want, they are just so grateful a man is inside them. You can smack it, flip it sideway, throw in a fist, whatever… it’s like a bouncy house of sex. However, none of us want our friends to make fun of us, so we purposely get drunk enough to have that excuse in our back pocket.” Preach! You show me a guy who says he doesn’t have fun fucking a fat girl and I’ll show you a liar. I wish the whole world could just agree to not make fun of each other for fucking fat girls and then we could all just have so much more fun with life. Instead we keep up this “I was so drunk” facade. Cant we just all call a truce and get our rocks off? Bouncy House of Sex is an UNREAL term.
1. Blog: Top 5 Best College Basketball Names Ever. Commenter: BigTizzle – “How about Kieth Duany Duany from that Carmelo Cuse team. The guy was literally a black crayon” If you remember Kueth Duany and how dark he was, this is absolutely the funniest comment of the week:
Looks like someone dipped a black crayon in tar. Looks like a human sized black pen exploded all over him. Unreal how black he was.
nice intro, hardo. your skin is as thick as your dick
confused as fuck after reading the hardo part. so are you a “hardo” as well?
why dont you just go by the comments that get the most likes? theyre always way funnier then the ones you choose
because I’m bored and ready to go home…simile not similar and comment #2 is a stand up bit that’s older than dirt…other than those two tiny blemishes the blog was good…8/10
Eat a damn snickers and delete that first paragraph you pussy
so black he’s navy blue
My buddy would fuck fat chicks sober with no excuse. He did it for the story.
I’d like to give the chick who defended Lauren Silberman a hardo within a hardo.
“Looks like someone dipped a black crayon in tar. that is the comment of the week.
What’s a similar?
I think it’s great that the first female commentor has a user name so close to the word Anal. I actually read her name as Anal333.
most of those comments were funny until i found out you thought they were funny
fix your comment section so you can comment on other assholes that comments on not have to put some @ symbol. stoolies making fun of other stoolies makes my day. all day, every day.
I could have sworn you were going to address the non-stop thrashing your colleagues took this week. I’m glad you didn’t.
“2) The term “trolling” gets thrown around by you idiots way to casually too. ”
How the fuck do you spell “too” incorrectly and then use it properly 2 words later?
Just down voted myself for that comment, pretty sure KFC is trolling me.
None of those comments were even remotely funny except for the last one. Fortunately that was a hall of famer.
Haardoo
What do I win? seeing as I’m doing a better job than Neil
Should have NSFW. No way a guy that dark is safe for work
“heir my grievances”
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You are a mongoloid.
The comments with the most likes are usually one of the first few comments so there’s more opportunity for them to get liked. Doesn’t always mean funniest.
“heir my grievances” is a great typo by me. Its like I over-thought the whole thing. Tried to use a different phrase and just totally butchered it. But yea I dont get what you guys dont understnad about calling everyone hardo. If everyone is a hardo for everything they do then nobody is a hardo. Term loses all its meaning
Duany Duany looks like the kid from the movie Powder, but in reverse.
laughing is awesome
That’s a troll blog brah wacka wacka wackaaaa
You used the term “g pop.” That’s a hardo move. No hard feelings. It’s just that you’ve never stepped foot in a prison, and you’re as white as the driven snow. But I do agree that’s it played out and completely unoriginal.
Keith duany duany= greatest flash light tag/man hunt player ever
You’re a hardo for saying people can’t use g pop
check comments in non-kfc blogs too. a lot of gold out there. only like 2 of these were good
Duany Duany is straight blurple.
@willburham when you’re right, you’re right.
The picture of #6 is what my wife does while I beat off when I can’t get a nut humping or getting blown. Except she’s naked and laying face first on the bed so I can cum directly on her asshole. < —– True Story
you do realize you were called a troll for the blackhawks blog because you were taking the same stance as fucking Stephen A. Smith. An effort for which he was deservedly blasted on this very site for being an ignorant fool. The height of hypocrisy.
does kfc not realize its his job to BE a troll? Midas Whale embrace it.
goddamn even his lips are black
not gonna lie, his blackness makes me very uncomfortable.
Worst comments of the week go to those who are still using “midas whale” as an attempt to get likes. Played out fellas.
He looks like he has blackface on his black face.
By that logic, we’re all hardos.
o shit that dudes name is keith? I always called him Kueth. I guess I just made up an African name subconsciously just because of how black he was. oops.
fuck u
Comments of the week has quickly become my favorite part of Barstool. That black guy looks green.
YOU MISSED THE FUNNIEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR YOU QUACK:
IN THE SHERMAN/SKIP POST
sherman’s nostrils are wider than my dick.
fucking hilarious
it would have been a pleasure just to be nominated, but I wasn’t. Anyway I will resuscitate my idea for a commentor power ranking here, in hopes that i will get enough likes to look in the mirror without being disgusted by myself.
Duany Duany just looks like he smells terrible.
Kueth Duany look like he needs to be washed off with Dawn Dish Soap
The dude’s name is Kueth Duany.. his older brother that played for Wisconsin was named Duany Duany. You jabroni’s sound like Jimmy Two Times.. I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
that shit about the female stoolie is fucking hilarious
Dude is so black he’s purple!
KFC, while accepting defeat and moving in with your gf sucks, the extra time you have to focus on work to avoid spending time with her has paid off ten fold for the blog! Prez should lock you down with a multi-year deal or you should fly solo.
Fucking Kueth! Dude was actually purple in person under the carrier dome lighting. He was like a black light in a frat basement, other dudes glowed around him.
this is my favorite schtick of barstool
Sonjewy
Jew
I made #2 this week. I feel like a Hardo.
http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/03/08/putin-says-doing-harlem-shake-on-stalingrad-memorial-is-hooliganism/
as usual, your mum shoulda swallowed. It’s “too”, fucktard.
when did Mo get back from his trip to the sun
Sometimes your blogs are funny. But every week when you do this “best comments” thing, you lose all credibility. The only funny thing to come out of this blog was the “black crayon” reference. And for you to just realize that “hardo” as been overused and abused, you’re a fucking moron. You guys all recycle the same gay shit. “squid, hardo, every day of the week and twice on Sunday,……”
@tornopen I can’t believe you didn’t use the ole “Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride, just don’t be seen on one in front of your friends”
@philthisdick — I shoot to be original.
Hardo troll
If you actually use the word “hardo”, you should remove El Pres’ dick from your mouth and replace it with a shotgun barrel.
I had to change my huggies after reading the #1 comment of the week.