Peanut M&Ms are awful. But the fact pres backs butterfinger is offensive RT @stoolpresidente: M&m's aint candybar dickhead @JoeyWatermelons
Never have I doubted @stoolpresidente more than I do right now. Kill TWIX? Fuck Butterfinger? Have you lost your goddam mind?
Hockey fans and NYR fans always blabbing about how tough they are now up in arms because Brodeur makes some comments about hurting them?
Whatever you say, Benedict Arnold. Just stabbing your fresh pizza pizzeria comrades in the back for ellios trash @stoolpizzaboy
Yea well I dont shake substitutes hands RT @stoolpizzaboy Ellios are easily the best real pizza substitute on the market @DanteTheDon
Introducing Allie from Lynbrook, NY. Not to be confused with Brooklyn, New York. Allie studied at UPenn. Not to be confused with Penn State. On dark days like this its important to remember whats most important in this world.
And that’s smokeshows who A) look a lot like Jordana Brewster who’s sneakily one of the hottest chicks ever and B) are also smart enough to be super rich. Thats what life is about folks.
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