Introducing Carley from SUNY Oswego. True story – KFC’s first crush ever was a girl named Carley. I was like 6 and she was my neighbor. All my friends were running around talking about cooties and I was like “uhhh, I don’t know what you guys are talking about, I wanna give that girl a wedding kiss.” Thats what I called making out when I was a kid. “wedding kiss.” Cute as shit, right? Anyway, like 20 years later and theres a new girl named Carley that I have a crush on and new Carley that I want to wedding kiss. It all comes full circle.