The Gospel according to Bynes RT @AmandaBynes: Believe everything I say on twitter!
Its like we're meant to be Beadle RT @MichelleDBeadle Based on tonight...its only right that I become a Mets fan. #jetsmets. #effit
Tell him we wanna hire her RT @skeletwee: Wow Im hanging out with a kid who's dating the "cunt punt" girl from UMD
Dorsett is such a fake ass tough guy
Stepan has zero teeth left
Introducing Christina from Morris County. Do you know how hot you gotta be if you’re gonna pose in pictures with a ferret? Really really ridiculously hot. Luckily Christina is.
I need to reload with some Easter Smokes. Emailed KFC@barstoolsports.com
